Jul 09, 2011 22:17
Could I possibly get a reality check over here?
So Cute-Perky-and-Russian has gotten her crazy face on. Big freaking deal. Nobody's actually died, right? I was wrong, apparently somebody did. I'd say my face was red, but, y'know.
Best case scenario, we all get a few bruises, tomorrow or next week or whenever she realizes what a total drama queen she's being and cools off. Normal service resumes. Worst case scenario, a few other people have to take a week off work for whatever reason. It sucks, then you get over it, then in a month there's some other disaster and nobody cares that this ever happened.
Other worst case scenario, the Barge crash-lands. Yeah, like we've never seen that before. Last time that happened it set back our schedule by, what, a week? Less? Like we're even in a hurry to get anywhere.
Also, you guys do know that the Admiral caps off powers that could accidentally wreck the Barge, right? Including Wardens? [She's mostly thinking about Bruce Banner here.] We're never gonna end up....I dunno, floating through interdimensional space, clinging to whatever scorched furniture we can keep hold of. We have way better insurance against Acts Of Blonde than Moscow.
Nothing unique or special is happening here. Just try to avoid sharp edges for the next few days and it'll blow over. Eesh.