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Jun 12, 2011 00:37

[She sets her communicator down and returns to what she's doing, i.e. painting her nails with black polish.]

Well, that easily made my top five 'dumbest floods ever' and I've been here nearly two years.

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Private captain_jtkirk June 11 2011, 23:42:40 UTC
Yes.

Is socking his face really that traumatic?

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Private gotgreenmagic June 11 2011, 23:45:11 UTC
Socking his face is so not why I'm asking.

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Private captain_jtkirk June 11 2011, 23:46:42 UTC
Being Tim's beard finally getting to you?

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Private gotgreenmagic June 11 2011, 23:47:53 UTC
Ha ha ha ha no.

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Private captain_jtkirk June 11 2011, 23:50:19 UTC
You really do have to tell me why before I hand it over. And I'll be drinking it with you.

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Private gotgreenmagic June 11 2011, 23:53:50 UTC
Alterna-Me had what I can only describe as a rich catalogue of memories of screwing Kim Possible is why.

I mean, it's possible that the amount of alcohol necessary to eradicate that doesn't actually exist? But I'm willing to give it a shot.

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Private captain_jtkirk June 11 2011, 23:58:31 UTC
[This is like if he were super gay for Nero D:. Which is to say, he is also laughing at her pain.]

One memory wiping night of debauchery coming right up. Romulan Ale will be a good place to start.

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Re: Private gotgreenmagic June 12 2011, 00:00:51 UTC
[Fuck you, James.]

Best news I've heard in months. Where are we doing this?

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Private captain_jtkirk June 12 2011, 00:04:44 UTC
I'm not taking you to the pub, so your room or mine.

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Private gotgreenmagic June 12 2011, 00:05:59 UTC
[Well she's not dumb enough to get puke-inducingly drunk around her own furniture, so.]

I'll be right over.

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Spam! captain_jtkirk June 12 2011, 00:17:27 UTC
[If she puked on his stuff, he was going to steal hers to replace it. Fair warning. But he let her in all the same, gesturing that she find her own seat. His stash was on his desk. She could go ahead and pick which one she wanted to start with.]

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Spam! gotgreenmagic June 12 2011, 00:28:03 UTC
She grabbed a bottle without looking at it, collapsed on his couch, opened it and took a slug. Turned out to be some sort of whiskey and it felt like it was punching her in the throat all the way down. Good.

"I don't care what quantum physics says. There is no alternate universe where that would happen. It does not exist."

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Spam! captain_jtkirk June 12 2011, 00:33:09 UTC
Jim had to bite the inside of his cheek to keep from laughing. It was funny in a sick sort of way. But he just had to think about wanting to sleep with Nero or Spock and that killed any desire to laugh at her. To her face anyway. He'd already laughed before she got there.

He took his time with pouring himself a drink, a rich old scotch on the rocks that he favored, before sitting in his desk chair.

"It does now. The Admiral made it exist."

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Re: Spam! gotgreenmagic June 12 2011, 00:45:32 UTC
"Then I hate him. And I hate you. I hate everything."

She took another gulp.

"What about you, anyway. Affected?"

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Spam! captain_jtkirk June 12 2011, 00:53:15 UTC
"It's not wise to hate the hand that feeds you." Or gets you completely hammered. "And nope. No urges, no fantasies about anyone, no super powers."

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Re: Spam! gotgreenmagic June 12 2011, 01:04:49 UTC
"Jerk," she muttered around the mouth of the bottle. "You haven't asked why I punched Mozenrath. Or are you just assuming he deserves it all the time now?"

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