70 - Video

Jan 21, 2011 09:06

[As the video - probably a webcam - comes on, Shego is sitting at a large desk in a very modern, slick-looking office. She's people-coloured and in her early forties and has borne a child (ohnoes) but has had Thursday to get over those things, mostly because she also found a bunch of five-thousand-dollar suits in her closet. She's wearing one now ( Read more... )

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Text message buywithme January 21 2011, 17:32:20 UTC
have to try on wedding dress today. plz help

[Then a few moments later]

marrying obrien btw.

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Text message after a period of UTTER BEWILDERMENT gotgreenmagic January 21 2011, 17:41:16 UTC
Prefect?

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Text message HE WAS TRYING TO FIND THE CLASSIEST WAY TO TELL YOU. buywithme January 21 2011, 17:45:58 UTC
yes. im a girl here and engaged to obrien.

i like your skin tone btw, makes you look healthy.

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Text message - I resist txtspeak because my iPhone keeps correcting stuff :c gotgreenmagic January 21 2011, 17:56:40 UTC
Prefect. Don't marry O'Brien.

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Text message - I am impresed by it's ability to spell :c buywithme January 21 2011, 18:04:26 UTC
sister, i live alone with my old man father who keeps trying to order pornography on pay per view.

obrien is buying me a house. i have to marry him.

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Re: Text message - I am impresed by it's ability to spell :c gotgreenmagic January 21 2011, 18:31:57 UTC
You understand we're here for a week max, right? You are not going to benefit from a new house.

Don't marry O'Brien, he'll have sexcrime PTSD forever.

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Re: Text message - I am impresed by it's ability to spell :c buywithme January 21 2011, 19:30:19 UTC
yes but after we leave this woman would still have to live with her disgusting father, when shes done all the work to get a new house.

i have a responsibility to her. besides obrien wont ptsd forever, its just a legal document and he lies all the time anyway.

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Text message gotgreenmagic January 21 2011, 23:14:25 UTC
Are we even supposed to be friends? I'm not getting involved in any terrible decisions you're making unless there's AT LEAST a reason for Mrs Drake here to be getting involved.

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Text message buywithme January 21 2011, 23:48:01 UTC
when i put your number in, your name, and a little photo of you comes up on my phones screen. i think were friends.

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Text message gotgreenmagic January 21 2011, 23:54:56 UTC
1/3: Yeah, it did the same thing for me too. I don't know if that makes us friends, though.

2/3: Whatever, if you want me to come help, I guess I can come by wherever you are on the way home.

3/3: BTW you look almost exactly the same as a woman as you do normally.

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Re: Text message buywithme January 22 2011, 00:01:05 UTC
1/2: im going to a place called along for the bride on mayfair street. what time do you go home?

2/2: i know!!! i think my jawline is very incriminating.

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Re: Text message gotgreenmagic January 22 2011, 00:06:21 UTC
Whenever I like. It's Friday, a couple of my underlings were surprised I even showed up at all.

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Text message buywithme January 22 2011, 00:11:11 UTC
your work ethic is admirable sister!

but i think you should stop working now and come help me look at dresses.

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Re: Text message gotgreenmagic January 22 2011, 00:17:43 UTC
I'm heading out the door now. Text me the address and I'll tell you when I can be there.

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Re: Text message buywithme January 22 2011, 00:21:52 UTC
[ASSUME ADDRESS GOES IN HERE]

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Text message - VERY SLOW SPAM? gotgreenmagic January 22 2011, 08:06:22 UTC
Give me an hour.

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