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[gotgreenmagic]

[Private to Kirk]

Here's a tip. Whatever the first thing was you were going to say to me, don't. Imagine that we've had an half-hour conversation and you've got whatever high-class mockery you were planning out of your system. Anything you might have said after that is gold.

[Inmate Magic & Science Filter]

So, remember that time a while back where

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[captain_jtkirk]

I'm insulted that you think I only want to mock you.

Especially when you have equal reason to make fun of me.

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[gotgreenmagic]

Oh, I'm sorry. Did you have some other plans?

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[captain_jtkirk]

Uh yeah, I thought maybe we could have a heart to heart about how turning into Miss Go affected you.

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[gotgreenmagic]

It didn't. So let's just get on with our lives.

Re: Private

[captain_jtkirk]

It doesn't bug you that she keeps popping up?

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[gotgreenmagic]

Duh, of course it bugs me, but so does every other flood. She's not special.

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[captain_jtkirk]

Just because every other flood bugs you, that doesn't make this one not special. It doesn't really make any of them not special.

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[gotgreenmagic]

You asked me how the flood affected me. I told you. Was there something else you wanted me to say?

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[captain_jtkirk]

I guess not.

Re: Private

[gotgreenmagic]

Great. So, how was being a Vulcan?

No, let me guess.

Fascinating.

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[captain_jtkirk]

[That really makes Kirk laugh.]

Uh no, it was terrible.

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[gotgreenmagic]

What could have been so terrible, really? Did your clothes not match your ears?

Re: Private

[captain_jtkirk]

I'm thinking I'm a big fan of my feelings. And like, not finding everything logical.

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[gotgreenmagic]

Well, you've learnt something about yourself and grown as a person. Obviously this flood was more useful to you than it was to me.

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[captain_jtkirk]

It's a hit or a miss kind of thing.

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[gotgreenmagic]

Whatever. At least I didn't sleep with you again.