Comment fic meme #2

Mar 05, 2012 15:28

After the first round of got_exchange we had a surprisingly successful comment fic meme going for a while (here's a list of all the fics that were written last time), so I thought it might be fun to do this again. (Like last time, it's posted on the mod account journal because I don't want to enable anonymous comments on the exchange community.)

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FILL: When all else fails, Roose/Victarion, utter crack sternflammenden March 9 2012, 01:56:12 UTC
Victarion scowls at Lord Bolton. He is unimpressed by the man’s fine clothing and his carefully constructed aura of creepiness only serves to infuriate him, because it brings to mind his worthless brother Euron. Had he been a different man, he might have felt a twinge of guilt at such a comparison, but as it is, he is in too foul a mood to bother.

“The North is your debt, ser,” Bolton says, and Victarion leans forward, straining to hear him. Why must these Greenlander lords mumble their hollow pleasantries? He has no patience for this. “My son was, as so many have said, a monster, and I thank you for putting a stop to him. After what he did to your nephew,” Bolton trails off, unwilling to elaborate upon the unpleasant details.

“He would not be the first fool that I’ve killed.” Victarion had enjoyed the task, grasping Ramsay Snow with his smoking arm, strangling him as he stood wide-eyed, the flesh around the Ironborn’s grip blackening and sizzling. He had taken an amazingly long time to die, until Victarion, weary of listening to his moans, ordered one of his men to cut his throat.

The smell of singed meat still hangs in the air.

“Is there anything that I can offer as recompense?” Bolton smiles then, toying with the small knife that hangs at his belt. “I am more than grateful for your assistance.”

“I’ve heard that you take quite an interest in health and rumor is that you’ve secret knowledge. Dark magic, perhaps.”

Roose Bolton smirks. “Ah yes. Those rumors. Sadly, that is all they are. It is only pragmatism. Pragmatism and prevention.”

“Have you anything that can heal this?” Victarion brandishes his arm, red and raw and hideous, and although Bolton doesn’t exactly quail at the sight, he looks vaguely disgusted.

“Leeches,” he finally pronounces. “When all else fails…”

He takes hold of Victarion’s other arm. His grip is strangely strong for such a pampered lord, he thinks, allowing Lord Bolton to lead him into the Dreadfort. Perhaps he’s not such a fool as I thought.

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Re: FILL: When all else fails, Roose/Victarion, utter crack linndechir March 9 2012, 03:08:32 UTC
I can't even deal with this. This is so beautifully cracky. Poor Victarion, being reminded of Euron because of the pink cloak.

Also, Victarion going Darth Vader on them is now my favourite ending for every single character I don't like. Awesome. Roose and his beloved leeches ... and who knows what else they'll do.

I love your cracky Roose/everyone fics. ^^

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Re: FILL: When all else fails, Roose/Victarion, utter crack sternflammenden March 9 2012, 03:55:43 UTC
Roose is what Euron thinks that he is. ;)

Thank you. I am having far too much fun with this fic meme. And this is the millionth time that I've killed off Ramsay in a fic.

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Re: FILL: When all else fails, Roose/Victarion, utter crack linndechir March 9 2012, 03:58:34 UTC
Much like with Ramsay. Great, now I want Ramsay/Euron crackfic.

Killing Ramsay is so much fun. He's also pretty much the only character in this fandom whom it is acceptable to kill in horrifying ways. Well, he and LF maybe. If you do it with anyone else, you'll probably get flamed by defensive fans of that character. ;)
And, yes, this fic meme is wonderful. There's even more stuff than last time. :D

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Re: FILL: When all else fails, Roose/Victarion, utter crack sternflammenden March 9 2012, 06:17:37 UTC
I kind of want Ramsay/Euron too, but they'll just sit around trying to out-creep the other and nothing will actually happen. And then Victarion and Roose will pop in and tell them both to shut up.

This fic meme is amazing. There is so much stuff and it's this huge variety too.

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Re: FILL: When all else fails, Roose/Victarion, utter crack linndechir March 9 2012, 10:46:06 UTC
I'm imagining this like some weird sit-com with Ramsay and Euron as the whiny kids, and then Victarion and Roose say SHUT UP! at the same time. And then you can hear the audience laugh.

I don't even know what's going on, but it's awesome. ^^ It's slowing down a bit now, but I'll post a reminder that it's still going when I do the announcement for the next exchange round this weekend.

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Re: FILL: When all else fails, Roose/Victarion, utter crack sternflammenden March 9 2012, 12:10:35 UTC
I would totally watch that show.

Awesome, I hope that it keeps going. I am tempted to fill more stuff over the weekend so maybe others will too and it will keep going. I'm always pleasantly shocked at how this meme keeps going and most of the others I've participated in just tend to die on the vine.

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Re: FILL: When all else fails, Roose/Victarion, utter crack linndechir March 9 2012, 18:37:56 UTC
It sounds like an amazing show.

It is slowing down a bit, but it's still alive. But I already know I will be all sad once it dies completely.

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Re: FILL: When all else fails, Roose/Victarion, utter crack sternflammenden March 9 2012, 21:11:51 UTC
I think I'd write fan fiction of it. ;)

It's keeping on. I'll also be sad when it dies down because I love writing fills that I'd never think up on my own. I can't believe how many fills there are already.

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Re: FILL: When all else fails, Roose/Victarion, utter crack linndechir March 9 2012, 23:31:25 UTC
Haha, yes, we'd have a fandom and write porn about Roose and Victarion having sex to comfort each other about their awful son/brother.

I thought last time was amazing, but there are even more fills this time. And I love how many different ships and characters there are.

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Re: FILL: When all else fails, Roose/Victarion, utter crack alcanis_ivennil March 9 2012, 15:07:14 UTC
Victarion: Where are the secret plans of the Death Star?
Ramsay: ASDFGHJKL?
Victarion: I find your lack of faith disturbing.

Now I really want Roose/Victarion porn. :D

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Re: FILL: When all else fails, Roose/Victarion, utter crack linndechir March 9 2012, 18:40:41 UTC
Victarion Greyjoy is one of the few people who is almost on one coolness level with Darth Vader.

Roose/everyone porn is awesome. And Victarion/everyone porn, tbh.

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Re: FILL: When all else fails, Roose/Victarion, utter crack lydzi March 10 2012, 13:42:50 UTC
#dead !!!

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Re: FILL: When all else fails, Roose/Victarion, utter crack lydzi March 10 2012, 13:43:52 UTC
It's everything I always wanted and didn't even knew about it!!! hfkjdgjlsbdf OMG! The crack is so beautiful <3

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Re: FILL: When all else fails, Roose/Victarion, utter crack sternflammenden March 11 2012, 02:28:52 UTC
You all are just encouraging more of this crazy Bolton slash...

I didn't even know that I wanted to see this until I started to write it. It's just hilarious in a horrible way, and I feel sorry for Victarion.

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