I was just outside, studying and enjoying Portland's non-rainy pre-fall weather when the sprinklers came on. I grabbed my things and moved into the common room of my dorm, where there was a bag of X-TREME FLAVOR BLASTED goldfish crackers (empty). I took a photo (specifically to spread the word) but it came out too blurry, HOWEVER, my point is that the side of the bag read...
XTREME THE SUPERSTAR OF SOCKBOARDING...
(picture of goldfish)
"WAY TO CARPE SOME DIEM"
With "superstar", "carpe", and "diem" in red.
...wait, WHAT?