"OH GROSS"
Flashed back to Elementary school this morning... upon waking up, was considering what degree of intensity my cold is today, thinking "wow, I sure am congested," and lying on my back in bed. Then I sneezed... an epic, epic sneeze. A sneeze that sent me back to Elementary School (when all sneezes were looser and if you were nice, you got the sneezer a tissue because they were too busy dealing with a fist-and-faceful of snot, and if you were mean, you just watched and laughed). People had more snot in the 90's, I think.
But I'm gonna bring back the Elementary School Sneeze. Because this was epic. I could actually see (think about how your eyes and nose are configured on your face) the stream as it shot out of my nose. Glorious.
And it was an all-nose sneeze -- the best kind. No spit-spew, just 100% hardcore snot. Which comfortably freed my mouth up to say "oh GROSS..."
What a beautiful morning.
But I'm gonna bring back the Elementary School Sneeze. Because this was epic. I could actually see (think about how your eyes and nose are configured on your face) the stream as it shot out of my nose. Glorious.
And it was an all-nose sneeze -- the best kind. No spit-spew, just 100% hardcore snot. Which comfortably freed my mouth up to say "oh GROSS..."
What a beautiful morning.