If the elder gods can cure migraines, I might get me some of that old-time religion.

[goteam]

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely assiduous devotee this year.

In February, I rescued a friend from being sacrificed (-200 points). When the stars were right, I prepared an ocean voyage to R'lyeh (200 points). In June, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points). Last week, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points). In January, I called down the wrath of Yog-Sothoth upon my enemies (65 points). In August, I sacrificed my neighbour to Cthulhu (500 points).

In short, I have been very good (590 points) and deserve to be promoted to High Priest.

Your humble and obedient servant,
Tracy

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