[video] For Hire: One Kick-Ass Bartender!

[gotanotherplan]

Okay, so. Still only kinda know my way around this place, so I figured instead of wanderin' around and hoping for the best, I'd just post something here.

I'm lookin' for a job. And I'm wondering if there are any places around here in need of an experienced bartender. I've only ever worked at straight-up bars, never fancy restaurants or that kinda

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[not_so_smooth]

Wilma, right?

[gotanotherplan]

[.......]

Yeah, I was definitely hoping nobody would remember that, ah. [And now she's laughing, because well. That was all really ridiculous.] I'm Jo, actually.

[not_so_smooth]

I dunno, I didn't think it was too bad. Okay, actually, it was kinda bad, but it's not as bad when a girl does it.

Hi Jo, I'm Sam.

[gotanotherplan]

Why's that?

Good to meet you, Sam. Again. Sorta.

[not_so_smooth]

Because guys generally like any attention girls show them, bad pick up lines or otherwise.

[gotanotherplan]

[laaaughs] If I ever saw a chick trying to drop lines like I was, I'd bet money she's just a huge attention seeker.

[not_so_smooth]

Yeah, generally for girls, "you, me, let's go" tends to work just fine.

[gotanotherplan]

Does it? Well now that just takes all the fun out of the chase.

[not_so_smooth]

The chase is fun? Oh, you mean for the girl.

[gotanotherplan]

You're not really a... thrill of the hunt kinda guy then, I'm guessin'.

[not_so_smooth]

I don't know, when I've been hunted I didn't think it was really all that thrilling, it was mostly, "Oh god, oh god, let's get away and not die" and when I've been the hunter it's mostly, "Oh god, oh god, let's get this thing and not die".

[gotanotherplan]

[OH HEY, CURIOUS JO IS CURIOUS.] Didn't mean literal hunt, but, uh.

What kinda stuff have you gone after? I mean, unless you're into really intimidating girls.

[not_so_smooth]

So, these giant, sentient, alien robots came to Earth looking for this thing called the All Spark and I had some information on it that they needed, so they chased me all over the place, and then the good robots and I got the All Spark, so the bad robots chased me because of that until I killed their leader.

Then he came back from the dead, and you can imagine he was pretty pissed at me, totally not the type to just forgive and forget and move on. So I had some information in my brain they wanted so they were going to cut it open, but we got away and then I had to find the thing the stuff in my brain was showing me so I could bring Optimus Prime back to life. But then I died and went to robot heaven, but they sent me back. And personally, I took it a lot better than Megatron had, I think.

[ooc: She is free to recognize his canon, he already knows there's a movie about it.]

[gotanotherplan]

... Wow. [She so recognizes the names he dropped, but she's having a hard time putting it together. The poor girl is a bit behind on pop culture.]

Oh, whoa. Transformers! Like the cars? Damn. I was gonna ask how the hell you ended up in robot heaven, but. You got to hang out with Optimus Prime. That's.

[not_so_smooth]

Yeah, you've heard of them? They're my friends, Bumblebee is my car. And Optimus Prime is pretty awesome, I'm glad he was able to come back to life.

[gotanotherplan]

I used to watch the TV show when I was a kid, but it was a cartoon. [oh, childhood. how she misses it.] I can't imagine how cool it'd be to live somewhere that they're real.