Greatest Strength? The Plus Two Plan
What is your Greatest Strength?
Oh sweetie, you want to talk strengths? Let's talk about how I can outdrink any of you! You think I'm joking? Bring it on!!!
Okay, so maybe that isn't so much a strength. Let's put that one under the skills column. Sure that makes that an awfully long column, but what's one more to the list right?
So strengths, let's see. I think I might just have to let you in on my Plus Two Plan. Oh it works alright. Success rate of 100%. Flawless really, and well who can blame them. They are flawless. Those two points that will sway anyone my way? Quite a strength indeed.
Oh and I use it. As often as I can.
Of course you know? It wasn't always that easy. The rumors are true. I wasn't much to look at before I got my girls, but when they showed up? Everyone started listening. Scott Woolley? Wasn't too impressed. He wanted that class presidency, and sure maybe I didn't know what was going on, but I liked to win. So I did.
He had his five point plan. It was good. Sure, what plan isn't? Mine was just more enticing. Who wouldn't agree to the exact same plan that Old Scotty had plus me revealing points six and seven to the entire class?? Those were the deal breakers.
To this day? They haven't failed me. Hell the day they fail me? Well. If that happens? I'm probably dead.
What? Don't believe me? Well you come up with a plan, and I'll foil it. With just two extra points.
Oh sweetie, you want to talk strengths? Let's talk about how I can outdrink any of you! You think I'm joking? Bring it on!!!
Okay, so maybe that isn't so much a strength. Let's put that one under the skills column. Sure that makes that an awfully long column, but what's one more to the list right?
So strengths, let's see. I think I might just have to let you in on my Plus Two Plan. Oh it works alright. Success rate of 100%. Flawless really, and well who can blame them. They are flawless. Those two points that will sway anyone my way? Quite a strength indeed.
Oh and I use it. As often as I can.
Of course you know? It wasn't always that easy. The rumors are true. I wasn't much to look at before I got my girls, but when they showed up? Everyone started listening. Scott Woolley? Wasn't too impressed. He wanted that class presidency, and sure maybe I didn't know what was going on, but I liked to win. So I did.
He had his five point plan. It was good. Sure, what plan isn't? Mine was just more enticing. Who wouldn't agree to the exact same plan that Old Scotty had plus me revealing points six and seven to the entire class?? Those were the deal breakers.
To this day? They haven't failed me. Hell the day they fail me? Well. If that happens? I'm probably dead.
What? Don't believe me? Well you come up with a plan, and I'll foil it. With just two extra points.