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[myblimpisbigger]

Calm down. You are not in Peurto Rico.

[His ears. They bleed.]

You are in Mayfield, which is in America, and I suggest getting comfortable.

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[got_trapped]

Oh, sorry, but I don't understand English.

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[got_trapped]

WAIT I'M SPEAKING ENGLISH.

HOW IS THIS HAPPENING?

[myblimpisbigger]

I assume that when one is kidnapped and put through the Mayfield system, one's brain is rewired to some extent. They removed an entire function from mine, so it seems only reasonable that they could rewire your language centers for English.

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[got_trapped]

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[got_trapped]

This is really complicated!

[myblimpisbigger]

Yes, well. You don't particularly have a lot of time to learn it. The town is in upheaval at the moment. My advice would be to keep quiet and do your best to blend in.

[got_trapped]

Those are two things I am very bad at!

[myblimpisbigger]

[Le sigh.]

Then just try not to get yourself killed and you should fare passably well.

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[got_trapped]

Oh, so long as that's all I need to--

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[got_trapped]

KILLED?!

[myblimpisbigger]

It tends to happen often here. Nothing to worry about; you'll wake up again good as new the next morning. It is just an inconvenience that it is better to avoid.

[got_trapped]

So, I have extra lives? Like a video game? B-but no one told me anything about a spin-off!

[myblimpisbigger]

[Video what?]

If you want to phrase it like that, I suppose... yes.

[got_trapped]

I wonder if I get any of the revenue...?