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Mar 20, 2011 19:57

AIYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEA!!!

[ Anyone present in New Bark Town--save for the very deaf--and anyone over the PokéGear--again, save for the very deaf--will most certainly have heard the scream coming from our valiant hero. Said hero is currently wearing nothing but a bikini, because, lo and behold, she had been assigned as a Swimmer and PokeMom refused to let her out the door without wearing her required uniform. ]

Th-This is ridiculous! It's the middle of--Wait, it was the middle of Summer back home, but what is it here? MARCH?! Why am I being forced to wear this in March? More importantly, why is no one else wearing anything this embarrassing and also WHY IS THERE NO BEACH.

[ Dear Mother in Heaven, how has your Kanako come to find herself here?! I feel like I'm in one of those crappy self-insert fanfics where the writer magically falls into the video game through the TV and the main character falls in love with her instantly and everyone loves her and that would be great if that's what's happening BUT I SERIOUSLY DOUBT THAT.

...Togepi is kinda cute, though.

No, no, Kanako, stay on topic! You're practically naked and a video is recording you and when did this video thing start recording.

She pales because up til now she had thought she was able to flip out in privacy. Her face pales ever more when she realizes her frantic freaking-out involved a lot of flailing and...bouncing as the result of her current get up.

...In fact, screw the video! People in New Bark are likely paying attention to the lunatic in the bathing suit flipping out right there in person. ]

H-Hello!

[ S-Stay cool, Kanako. Good thing I got kidnapped to an alternate dimension and put into a skimpy, embarrassing outfit after I lost all that weight. I-I look good! Even if I'm incredibly out-of-place and my legs look even longer than normal and my bust is even more embarrassingly obvious and I think I'm going to cry now.

She has yet to discover that she has her normal school uniform available to her in her bag. People in New Bark, please feel free to harass her in person. She may need your help to get to Cherrygrove.

D-Don't act like I'm going to die in the first route of the game! Dear Mother in Heaven, I...I really do suck at video games, so please send me an angel to guide me. Please make her cute, too?

For anyone and everyone (meaning men): have one very tall, very shapely, very busty, but very, very insecure girl with little on. I really hope she finds out she still has her normal clothes in that bag of hers eventually. ]

!location: new bark town, !video, !action

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