More special friends I've found!

[agent_barney]

I love you...
You love me...
Let's drink mugs of warm coffee!

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[buffy_borg]

HOLY HELLMOUTH, SPACE ALIENS!! SECURITY!!!
*Summer grabs the Troll Hammer from beneath the counter and steps back.*

[agent_barney]

Why hello there, shiny girl. Would you like to be my special friend?

[buffy_borg]

Come any closer matza head and you're a pancake.
*Her eye narrows as she goes into a defensive stance.*

[agent_barney]

*dances around the place* This place looks spleandorifous. I'm so glad I found it so we could play!

[buffy_borg]

*Goes a shade paler.*

[xvamp_buffyx]

*hides behind summer*

[agent_barney]

*waves at you* I can see you!

[xvamp_buffyx]

*If it's possible, I go even paler, still hiding behind summer and closing my eye's, hoping he'll go away*

[agent_barney]

*sways back and forth* There's no need to be afraid of Agent Barney. I'm the bestest friend you'll ever have!

[xvamp_buffyx]

*squinches her eyes closed even more, cringing as she puts her hands over her ears*

[agent_barney]

I love you.
You love me.
See how easy it can be!

[xvamp_buffyx]

*hands over ears tighter*
lalalalaalal...i can't hear you...lalalalalalal....

[agent_barney]

*picks you up and dances you around the room*

[xvamp_buffyx]

*screams*
It's touching me!!! Somebody do something before i'm scarred for the rest of my undead life!!!
*Rips her gun out of it's holster and begins shooting at you*

[agent_barney]

*grabs you tighter, crushing you to me*
Now that's just very impolite!
*stretches jaws over your head and bites down hard*

[xvamp_buffyx]

What the hell!
*vamps out, elbowing you in the gut, releasing you grip*
Oh so THAT'S how you wanna play, huh? Ok then!
*Swpies around biting deep into your shoulder*