I need my job back now, Im so BORED.
THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Pete
2. Peter Gabriel (if I’ve been bad mainly, or when someone gets that certain way)
3. Sweets
THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. this one
2. the end.
3. Sorry to disappoint.
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. hands
2. hair
3. eyes… how predictabubble.
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. wish I was taller
2. an' could loose some weight
3. an' just got braces in high school an' got on with it.
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. english
2. irish
3. uummm?
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. turning into my mum.
2. getting an office job
3. that we’re not going to move past this
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. music
2. food
3. oxygen?
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING NOW:
1. batman t shirt
2. stripy socks
3. footie shorts
THREE OF YOUR FAVOURITE BANDS OR MUSICAL ARTISTS:
Oh dear. Ok, here goes. Do not be judging moi
1. Gregory and the Hawk
2. Patrick Wolf
3. David Bowie
So… so gay. That’s not right surely. Least its not Celine Dion, Aretha Franklin, or Madonna?
THREE OF YOUR FAVOURITE SONGS (RIGHT NOW):
1. Boats and birds- Gregory and the Hawk. Fuck you stitch.
2. A boy like Me- Paddy Wolf
3. the Fear- Lily Allen, it wont get OUT OF MY HEAD.
THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. Not for them to loose me my job
2. to at least pretend to know the off side rule
3. don’t mind me endless chatter
TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE, IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER:
1. I grew up in Notting Hill in a Victorian semi detached an' went to Holland Park where I met STITCHES an' we’ve mucked about ever since. I almost typed bummed about there an' realized I can’t put that anymore without it being dirty.
2. I prefer lager over beer
3. The accent is put on.
THREE THINGS ABOUT THE PREFERRED SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. can have a laugh
2. don’t take themselves too seriously
3. good listener
THREE OF YOUR FAVOURITE HOBBIES:
1. Music. Music music music.
2. drawing an' stuff like that
3. does the pub count?
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. smack stitch
2. make up with him maybe though instead
3. get my job back
THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING/HAVE CONSIDERED:
1. Prostitute… this one is a half joke.
2. dealer
3. Sell music
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. italy
2. russia
3. india
THREE NAMES YOU LIKE:
1. Aidan
2. Jonathan
3. Katy
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. travel the world
2. save someone
3. maybe let someone hear one of my songs.
THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A BOY:
1. football is my oxygen
2. I eat loads of junk food
3. an' drink lots of beer
THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A GIRL:
1. I own two very small dogs called peaches an' pixie
2. I worry about what I look like an' think Im fat most of the time which clearly I’m not.
3. I listen to well girly music an' then I CRY because 'omg they’re singing about MY LIFE'. Ugh. Ugh I hate that about me…
THREE PEOPLE THAT YOU WOULD LIKE TO SEE TAKE THIS QUIZ NOW:
1. Stitch I suppose.
2. no one else really.
3. This is what its like ALL THE TIME for the unemployed…
[ using film titles, spell out your name: ]
Crumbs. Me whole name? Blimey ok here we go
Peter Pan
Evolution
Teenage mutant ninja turtles
Edward Scissorhands
Reservoir Dogs
Gangs of New York (Anyone else think that film was a colossal waste of time?)
About a boy
Breakfast on Pluto
Resident evil
Inside I’m Dancing
Ever after
Liar Liar
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Riding in cars with boys
O (Othello reconstructed to high school drama)
Ghost
Hellraiser
Twenty eight days later (a bit of a cheat, haha)
O brother where art thou?
Not another teen movie
Some like it hot
Wind that shakes the Barley
Every dog has his day
En el Balcon Vacio (on the empty balcony)
The Dark Knight
Bloody hell that took ages…
[ have you ever had a song written about you? ]
I dunno. I’ve wrote a song about me kind of, well, my life but I’m not sure it counts.
[ what song makes you cry? ]
Fuck. Just now its Boats and Birds by Gregory an' the Hawk cause some twat said it was about us before he left an' now its on repeat, obviously.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hmbi_Q5e38I
But mainly any song in the world can make me cry, if I think about it enough. I cry all the time to music, it’s fuckin’ embarrassing, I can get a boot to the face an' not ONE tear will escape, but put on Build me up buttercup and I’m just gone…
[ what song makes you happy? ]
Always Oh you pretty things by bowie, an' always A boy like me by Paddy Wolf, an' House of fun by Madness, an' ummm, oh ok, Schools Out by Alice Cooper an' This charming Man by The Smiths (I would go out tonight; But I haven't got a stitch to wear is like… a big in joke with my group of mates, before me an' stiches ever started to be more than mates.) Oh an' Teaches of Peaches… an' Um, Welcome to the Jungle an' uh, 99 red balloons OH an' The Immigrant song an'…
This could go on forever.
[ a p p e a r a n c e ? ]
height: 5'6" yeah yeah yeah I’m short well done.
hair color: sandy blond I THINK. Not seen it in a while.
skin color: paaaaaaale, like paper
eye colour: blue
piercings: belly button cause I lost a bet
tattoos: I got stitches around one ankle, I got a star behind my ear and I gots little stick men having a boogie on the inside of one wrist.
[ r i g h t n o w ]
what color are the pants that you are wearing?: multi coloured, I’m wearing my comic print ones
what song are you listening to right now?: …boats and birds.
what taste is in your mouth?: Jazzies (chocolate buttons with sprinkles)
what's the weather like now?: so cold. So fuckin’ cold
how are you?: bored shitless.
get motion sickness?: nah
have a bad habit?: Smoking sometimes, bite me nails, drink too much, throw hissy fits like a 3 year old brat
like to drive?: yeah, but I only got a scooter
[ f a v o r i t e s ]
tv show: family guy and stuff like that, I guess.
conditioner: What? Umm… I don’t use it… I got 2 in 1 shampoo?
book: Oh Wow. Um, ok, Catch 22… Fear and loathing is up there, and the Wasp Factory, and of course 1984, maybe generation X? Animal farm was good, but then there are books like Emma, and David Copperfield and the Picture of Dorian Grey… Fuuuuuk. Um, lots.
non alcoholic drink: water.
alcoholic drink: I really like white Russians, but I cant afford cocktails haha, so I make them at home with Kailua, Vodka and milk…
thing to do on the weekend: footie match an' pub banter
[h a v e y o u ]
broken the law: yar
ran away from home: yep, still running
snuck out of the house: Always
ever gone skinny dipping: No, I don’t think I’ve ever been out of London and I aint doin’ it in the Thames.
ever tipped over a porta potty: nope
used your parents' credit card before: …yes.
skipped school before: Always
fell asleep in shower/bath: every time I take a bath I do that…
been in a school play: Yep, loads, I’m quite good at acting an’ that.
[ l o v e ]
boyfriend: Fuck off.
girlfriend: he’s actin’ like one. A big sulky girl.
sexuality: I will report back later on this one.
children: PUPPIES!
current crush: Cillian Murphy, but everyone in the world would. Everyone.
been in love: maybe?
been hurt: yeah
your greatest regret: Im not sure yet
gone out with someone you only knew for 3 days: Why they hell would you wait 3 days to ask someone out?
[ r a n d o m ]
do you have a job: FUCK OFF.
your cd player has in it right now: CD player? AH HAHAHAHA but ok, the music I have on is now The Smiths, because I am the last of the international playboys. Or not.
if you were a crayon what color would you be: em… Green?
what makes you happy: Music, booze, music about booze.
what makes you happiest: Stitch. But he’s not here.
what's the next cd you're gonna get: WELL. The next CD I get will be Patrick Wolf’s Bachelor part one of battles cause I invested in bandstock (could use that 30 squid now damn it) so I don’t have MUCH of a choice but I get new Vinyl’s every other day. Large music collection is large.
[ w h e n / w h a t w a s t h e l a s t ]
time you cried: ah ha… um, not so long ago.
you got a real letter: last week, monthly rant form the parentals about what a waste of space everything I do, touch or look at becomes, asking me to come home and saying its not too late of Uni…
you got e-mail: last night; where’s the rent? Have you got the rent? I want my rent! Give me the rent!
thing you purchased: Dog food and some hubba bubba
movie you saw in the theater: Ummm it was AGES ago, I think it was batman though, the dark night. It was with Stitch I know that cause the fucker spilled all the popcorn cause he’s a twitchy wanker an' jumps at loud noises.
Also I got this text from Stitch;
soz 4got 2 txt yesterday, was out with ppl, happy late v day I'll call u soon.
WAT.
Fuck off.