DIZZY ON LEMONADE.
ALRIGHT YEAH!
It’s my BIRTHDAY y’all, twenty fookin five! That’s a QUARTER OF A CENTURY!
Just back from the boozer an’ I’m FUCKIN DRUNK hahahahahahaha!
PIP IS IN LONDON! Like, proper in London, we could all just walk to meet him right now, like it would take AT MOST 20 minutes. That’s PURE MAD MENTAL.
Right, OK long over due buuuuut here’s some plans for Saturday-
STARTING AT about 7 like, you don’t have to be on time, mine first, address is
Flat H, Block 5, Whitechapel Gardens
WHITECHAPEL (surprise)
LONDON, BRUV.
I think yeah, that the aim of the game is to get WASTED as quick as possible, so I’m making some vodka jelly, and trifle with LOADS of sherry, and got a Jack Daniels cake and lots of shooters and made some specialised baked goods IF YA KNOW WHAT AHM SAYIN MMHMM and then we bought like 4 cases of beer (some of which might now have been drunk) two litres of Rum, two litres of jack, a litre of vodka and tequila and soooome sake (idek why) and aftershock so its not like we’re gonna run out but BRING SOME MORE if you want and I have enough music to keep a club going for like a month non stop you know? Then I reckon we head up town about tenish?
Dunno what club to go to, what with us lookin’ like EEJITS but I’m sure we’ll find one.
After that I dunno, depends huh, what people want to do?
GUISE! GUUUUUISE! DAN IS IN THE SKY, RIGHT NOW!!!
Flying! He’s FLYING I know its in a plane but he’s FLYING.
I aint ever been flying, or in a boat or NUFFINK! Not fair… but he’s FLYING. I hope he’s ok, and he has fun, and that he chooses cake over death.
Right!
I’m off now, Just back in from a few pints wiv me boys NOW its time for fucking about in front of the telly with my absolutely fuckin GORGEOUS man who gave me a piggy back all the way home <3 <3 <3
Stish Stish Stish. That’s how you say his name if you’re DRUNK.
Only No you don’t cause its Aidan. Aidan Evans. ARGH love him so much. He’s looking at me now, all annoyed and waiting to play a Dvd. Don’t tell him, shhhh Don’t tell him he’s cute, ever ever cause he hates HATES it but he is. He is. Look at his little indignant face. I mean you cant, you cant see it. But its ADORABLE. lOOKIT, even using GAY icon of GAYNESS and FAGGOTRY.
I seem to have come over all queer.
AH HAHAHA am geek.
But he is though, he's beautiful, he's fucking beautiful. I love him. And his face.
Ok, I’m going to go before I give people a cavity/erection
LOVE TO YOUR MOTHER.
Peace out, hot stuff.
Peter Gabriel Broughton Sweet, Esquire.
X x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x (25 kisses)
It’s my BIRTHDAY y’all, twenty fookin five! That’s a QUARTER OF A CENTURY!
Just back from the boozer an’ I’m FUCKIN DRUNK hahahahahahaha!
PIP IS IN LONDON! Like, proper in London, we could all just walk to meet him right now, like it would take AT MOST 20 minutes. That’s PURE MAD MENTAL.
Right, OK long over due buuuuut here’s some plans for Saturday-
STARTING AT about 7 like, you don’t have to be on time, mine first, address is
Flat H, Block 5, Whitechapel Gardens
WHITECHAPEL (surprise)
LONDON, BRUV.
I think yeah, that the aim of the game is to get WASTED as quick as possible, so I’m making some vodka jelly, and trifle with LOADS of sherry, and got a Jack Daniels cake and lots of shooters and made some specialised baked goods IF YA KNOW WHAT AHM SAYIN MMHMM and then we bought like 4 cases of beer (some of which might now have been drunk) two litres of Rum, two litres of jack, a litre of vodka and tequila and soooome sake (idek why) and aftershock so its not like we’re gonna run out but BRING SOME MORE if you want and I have enough music to keep a club going for like a month non stop you know? Then I reckon we head up town about tenish?
Dunno what club to go to, what with us lookin’ like EEJITS but I’m sure we’ll find one.
After that I dunno, depends huh, what people want to do?
GUISE! GUUUUUISE! DAN IS IN THE SKY, RIGHT NOW!!!
Flying! He’s FLYING I know its in a plane but he’s FLYING.
I aint ever been flying, or in a boat or NUFFINK! Not fair… but he’s FLYING. I hope he’s ok, and he has fun, and that he chooses cake over death.
Right!
I’m off now, Just back in from a few pints wiv me boys NOW its time for fucking about in front of the telly with my absolutely fuckin GORGEOUS man who gave me a piggy back all the way home <3 <3 <3
Stish Stish Stish. That’s how you say his name if you’re DRUNK.
Only No you don’t cause its Aidan. Aidan Evans. ARGH love him so much. He’s looking at me now, all annoyed and waiting to play a Dvd. Don’t tell him, shhhh Don’t tell him he’s cute, ever ever cause he hates HATES it but he is. He is. Look at his little indignant face. I mean you cant, you cant see it. But its ADORABLE. lOOKIT, even using GAY icon of GAYNESS and FAGGOTRY.
I seem to have come over all queer.
AH HAHAHA am geek.
But he is though, he's beautiful, he's fucking beautiful. I love him. And his face.
Ok, I’m going to go before I give people a cavity/erection
LOVE TO YOUR MOTHER.
Peace out, hot stuff.
Peter Gabriel Broughton Sweet, Esquire.
X x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x (25 kisses)