HAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Talk about hot in demand, hey? Blimey what a morning!
So Stitch goes off this morning to meet his new gaffer yeah and sign in an' get paperwork all ready, meet his work mates and see what state Mrs So and So's garden is in bla bla blaaaaa an' I'm ta meet him later to go do more painting an' shit for Jones so I got the morning to myself- I'm thinking I'll get a minute to lounge about an' watch Jeremy Kyle- must see viewing for the unapplied Gent- an' i'm not two minutes out the shower when a couple of heavy's are charging at me wiv me just in my skivvies- nightmare! So I put up a decent fight an' that completely BLANK OUT an' wake up in front of none other than Dean fuckin' Learner (Suck it UP Spencer.) an' at first I was well space cadet an' didn't get what was happenin' for AGES then I twigged that this guy is offering me a part in his film an' WHAT AN ACTUAL PALAVA.
Could he not have just called? Anyone else been dragged out their own home in their KNICKERS so they'll take up an acting job cause this feels like the kinda shit that could only ever happen ta me.
Soooo. I'm EMPLOYED. That's both of us now, wonders will never cease. An' I'm almost done my article for SA, so that's like a second job almost? EMPLOYMENT. MORTGAGES. ENGAGEMENT. CHILDREN PUPPIES.
I think I'm accidentally a grown up now.
Never rains but it pours.
So Stitch goes off this morning to meet his new gaffer yeah and sign in an' get paperwork all ready, meet his work mates and see what state Mrs So and So's garden is in bla bla blaaaaa an' I'm ta meet him later to go do more painting an' shit for Jones so I got the morning to myself- I'm thinking I'll get a minute to lounge about an' watch Jeremy Kyle- must see viewing for the unapplied Gent- an' i'm not two minutes out the shower when a couple of heavy's are charging at me wiv me just in my skivvies- nightmare! So I put up a decent fight an' that completely BLANK OUT an' wake up in front of none other than Dean fuckin' Learner (Suck it UP Spencer.) an' at first I was well space cadet an' didn't get what was happenin' for AGES then I twigged that this guy is offering me a part in his film an' WHAT AN ACTUAL PALAVA.
Could he not have just called? Anyone else been dragged out their own home in their KNICKERS so they'll take up an acting job cause this feels like the kinda shit that could only ever happen ta me.
Soooo. I'm EMPLOYED. That's both of us now, wonders will never cease. An' I'm almost done my article for SA, so that's like a second job almost? EMPLOYMENT. MORTGAGES. ENGAGEMENT. CHILDREN PUPPIES.
I think I'm accidentally a grown up now.
Never rains but it pours.