Stuff what happened in the world of Pete.
LOL right so this girl started pinging me on chat, all flirty flirty an' stitch kept replying flirty back when I was making toasties an' it degenerated into filth an' she was all uuuugh I wanna suck your cock an' Stitch was all "mmm yeah baby I wanna come down your throat" and LOL then he sent her this pic of an ERECTION (not mine, not his- just someones ERECTION they thought the internet had to see HAHA) an' she was all "mmmm that looks good bb" (seriously who just puts a picture of an erection just sitting there doing NOTHING on like 'Hey, how are you, this is my penis.') an' then he was DIRTY back an' it was never ending an' then he told her he was into RIMMING an' then when she said she'd never done rimming but might with a cute guy WINK WINK he said great I can't wait to have your tongue up my arse AND THEN she sent us her address!!!!
WHAT IS GOING ON???
So then eventually after nudie pics, rimming and other such joys he goes "can my boyfriend come, he likes to watch?" an' she goes EW OMG FAG an' logs out? Like THAT is the issue here, she was gonna do all this filth with him but the thought of two ERECTIONS (word of the day) in the same bed made her squick out?? LOOOOOOOOOOL.
So, moving on. Yesterday we gave Shambles a bath an' haha he hates us now, he was so miserable an' small lookin' I wanted to give him a cuddle but he was having none of it, just like "Um Dad you just tried to- I don't know- KILL me and now you want affection? You know where you can get to? Starts with an F."
But LOOK.
Aaaahahahahaaaawwwwwwwwww look at him! What a little drip. He was so unhappy with meeee. But that's what you get for rolling in shit.
Speaking of cutie pies- Lee sent me a fucking STUNNER of a photo pf Stitch on his birthday. Seriously you all wished you had one sucks to be you;
Seriously you guys. Seriously.
I love that shirt on him as well but if he buys one more blue shirt I might scream. Enough is enough- no one needs that many blue shirts, there are other colours you can't just wear the best one all the time.
God you're pretty. Wear what you want. Actually don't wear anything an' get into bed.
HA also LOOK AT THIS ADVERT that's on my screen now and tell me you didn't just shit yourself.
Go on boys, you know you want to. Just say I do.
O________________O
Love you buboi!!
xxxxxx
WHAT IS GOING ON???
So then eventually after nudie pics, rimming and other such joys he goes "can my boyfriend come, he likes to watch?" an' she goes EW OMG FAG an' logs out? Like THAT is the issue here, she was gonna do all this filth with him but the thought of two ERECTIONS (word of the day) in the same bed made her squick out?? LOOOOOOOOOOL.
So, moving on. Yesterday we gave Shambles a bath an' haha he hates us now, he was so miserable an' small lookin' I wanted to give him a cuddle but he was having none of it, just like "Um Dad you just tried to- I don't know- KILL me and now you want affection? You know where you can get to? Starts with an F."
But LOOK.
Aaaahahahahaaaawwwwwwwwww look at him! What a little drip. He was so unhappy with meeee. But that's what you get for rolling in shit.
Speaking of cutie pies- Lee sent me a fucking STUNNER of a photo pf Stitch on his birthday. Seriously you all wished you had one sucks to be you;
Seriously you guys. Seriously.
I love that shirt on him as well but if he buys one more blue shirt I might scream. Enough is enough- no one needs that many blue shirts, there are other colours you can't just wear the best one all the time.
God you're pretty. Wear what you want. Actually don't wear anything an' get into bed.
HA also LOOK AT THIS ADVERT that's on my screen now and tell me you didn't just shit yourself.
Go on boys, you know you want to. Just say I do.
O________________O
Love you buboi!!
xxxxxx