Now, new and crapper Peter.
Picture of the new hair taken on Lee's bird's phone?
Ah well.
I feel about 17 though with it. I got ID'ed for fags on the way home, which was fun. Especially as I didn't have no ID. But Stitch just got them at the next shop so FUCK YOU Shoreditch you BITCH.
It'll be long again in two months or something I should stop complainin'. I'm not really complainin' its just I look proper chav now in my gear, rather than old britpop.
Lee took me for jimmy chungs so I love him an' gave him a big kiss an' a cuddle to say thank you. This is a lie, he'd smack me but not after I smacked meself. Lee cuddles are rare- someone has to have died. In front of you. An' been your mum. But he loves me, I can tell, under that hard man facade beats the heart of a man who's love runs deep.
Lee's one of these guys you think might vaguely hate you until someone slags you in front of them so they put the fucker's face through the nearest window. He's like Stitches adoptive big brother yeah looked after him when he first moved into Millwall an' he's quite like him only he's 29 an' has a missus an' three kids an' a 206. He works on the roads as well, you'll have been stuck in traffic one day an' looked over to see him drinkin’ Lucozade sittin' on his arse.
Also my Stitch is a bit lovely- he's fixed me shirt that got ripped up the back with that wee scratchy stylie tryin' ta shove me off- HA! Good luck son; I've literally had me shirt ripped from me an' never stopped fightin'.
Fuckin' WOMAN anyway, who does that? I'll rip your clothes! THAT WILL TEACH YOU!
Stitch has a bruise the size an' shape of Scotland on his shin I feel well harsh :-\ it wasn't MEANT it was a stray kick but I've still made a fuss over it for him so he knows I never meant it. Cause I never. I don't like when he's bein' all lovey an' I'm just stormin' around the place bootin' things. I need to fix my front door as well I've kicked a fucker of a hole through it which a) should tell you what sort of shitty plywood front door I've got and b) sum up that this ain't an area what you want to have a hole in your door PLUS Pixie is well eyeing it up as an escape route. I'm tiny but no way can I fit through that when I'm chasin' her.
In other news WE GOT LEMON SORBET so yeah, set for two hours of brain freezin' antics.
Keep safe, stay Sweet.