Brrr.

[got_stitched_up]

All I can think about it toast. Stitch is makin' some, we went on a huge walk after work, down the canals, an' there was ducks, it were ace.

Me an' Stitch are gonna live on a barge one day, an' have a little wooden Duck. Stitches and Pete, Stitches and Pete, chugging along on the old rag doll... haha, yeah, we'd never put down anchor an' sail away

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[keepitfoolish]

toast? you wanting toast? is there a toaster in the office, this has got me thinking,

is there? i've never noticed

there's a kettle though. i've always half expected someone to tip it over someone else. and a microwave (half expect someone to shove someone else into it)

etc

etc
is there a toaster?
basically pete, yeah, toast. why not. put nutella on it! ha

and why is the tag pete is fat? you're a svelte gentleman

the whole boat and stuff sounds good. ducks are good. sounds all good! blather and blather and get the shit out your head, enit

liiiiive!

[got_stitched_up]

There's a toaster I reckon. There's fucking panini machine so there's gotta be a toaster.

Is toast cool though?

Kettle never gets used now, its all the coffee machine. How long since you went into the kitchen bit mate, ha.

Nutella is well minted.

No reason like, just cause I was goin' on about food, yeah? Just a bit ha, one track mind, toast toast toast. Only I don't want it no more I ate too much of it and now the word makes me feel sick.

I well want a barge, and I well love ducks.

Stay Sweet mate.

[keepitfoolish]

i don't go in the kitchen bit cuzzabro, it's alll about the vending machine for me ...

and ha, you're talking to the person who talks about almost nothing BUT food. that happened to me with chocolate you know. i don't even wanna think of it anymore

you well love ducks? what about geese? riddle me that, dya love those guys?

[got_stitched_up]

Vendies is minted haha, but I dunno, shop down the road is cheaper init? So I just take a jog like. Then I forget what I wanted an' have to come back, HA Petefail.

Yeah it's well horrid when that happens, like I can't eat pasta at all now, I just ate plain pasta for AGES an' now it just looks like slime, yellow slime... ugh I'm gonna boke actually, talkin' about that.

See I DID like geese, and I stood up for them at every occasion, fought their corner so ta speak, went to a farm an' the fuckers GANG up on me and chase me for fuckin MILES. Fuck them, I say. Fuck them.

[keepitfoolish]

it is cheaper yeah but i don't think i could ever be arsed to walk (alsonedknowswherethekeyis)

yeah it's absolutely rank. i feel you dawg, it's fucking horrible, most things taste a bit rank after a bit. it's like food betrayal.

the geese are known to be extraordinarily treacherous. it is their way! they betray their best friends and they treat their enemies with a constant disdain

[got_stitched_up]

Oh Does Ned? Haha wicked bad my brov.

It fuckin' is EXACTLY like that, how shameful of it. Well out of order. Stitch just thinks I'm mad but now I can be like HA not just me :P

Really? That's awful, we ought to do a public service announcement, we owe it to the people- reckon Jonatton would let us put it in SA?

[keepitfoolish]

he might do yeahhh ;)

aha yeah but bringing me up as a case study of normality is never gona strengthen the argument pete. then again, i guess stitch doesn't know that. GO FOR IT. GO FOR IT.

ahahaaaaaa, like when i done one about pingu's nits, they're not always such sharp ideas! yeah of course he would. he'd let you put a photocopy of your arse in sugarape if you justified it. in fact, i may do just that.