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Owl to Boot: WTF?
Owl to Mike: What was that?
Owl to Boot: What The Fuck?
Owl to Mike: Jesus Corner, you speak in code? What's the problem?
Owl to Boot: Saturday. What went down?
Owl to Mike: Down? The owl from Mandy?
Owl to Boot: Gah!!!!!!! Stop being a fucking skirt! What happened between you and Lovegood?
Owl to Mike: Me and Luna? Wh-what do you mean?!
Owl to Boot: Pfft. So you don't remember anything? She said you might not.
Owl to Mike: She who? Luna? Nothing went down. What in Merlin's Beard are you talking about?
Owl to Boot: You were wasted, mate.
Owl to Mike: Thanks for the recap. What's Luna have anything to do with it?
Owl to Boot: Just that she was in your room is all. For a while, I might add.
Owl to Mike: I-I don't understand. When? I don't remember anyone in my room.
Owl to Boot: Well there wasn't anyone in your room. Only Luna. And you. Ya hep cat, you.
Owl to Mike: Are you enjoying this? Tormenting me? Nothing happened. I don't even remember Saturday night all that much.
Owl to Boot: Heh.
Owl to Mike: You wasted an owl on one bloody word?! Tell me what this is all about!
Owl to Boot: I'm just as curious as you. You should find Luna. Get the lowdown.
Owl to Mike: Fine. But Merlin, Corner... now I'm all uneasy. She mad at me for something?
Owl to Boot: I'd shrug if you could see me.
Owl to Mike: Nice talking to you. Really.