"I MEAN I CAN DO UGLY BUT THIS IS LIKE CIRCUS UGLY"
omg i have such a hangover. i promised myself i wouldn't drink so much anymore but man things are so mucher funner when ur drunk. did i just typed "so mucher funner"? i think i did. apparently i told this guy he can get my number through my "agent, Sera" b/c i forgot what my phone number was. wow. i'm surprised he texted me today cuz i probably made a really big fool of myself, like usual. unfortunately i still can't remember what he looks like. i feel so vain.
friday was fun too. it's not everyday u hitch a ride on a John Deere from 4 total strangers b/c ur boots were a killer walking from Frambes to 13th. & it's not everyday u get pulled over in a John Deere & stood there on the side of the street while the cops talked to the guys u were with & people walking by staring at u like the hookers on Cops. & it's really not everyday u meet a gay guy with an oven mitt over his stub of an arm, wearing green boxers, the Burger King crown, yellow shades & a foil cape from Drug Mart calling himself "the king of San Francisco". Lappert got quite a kick when she told me about his stub. no, not everyday u laugh at someone for having a stub.
i also ran into Mander's Danny friday night. he was like "i know u, bitch" to which i slowly recognised his "bitch" & turned around & was like "Danny?!". amazingly random.