"SHE LIKES ME EARL. EVEN WHEN I LAUGHED SO HARD & RIPPED ONE, SHE LAUGHED SO HARD & RIPPED ONE!"
All Hallows Eve is coming soon & i have no idea what i'm gonna be. i thought the surgeon idea 2 years back was good, but then modern-day Mario last year schooled every single Halloween custom i've ever worn, this year however....i was planning to be Ugly Betty but.....we'll see.
so does anyone hate people who ride bicycles on the street? cuz i do. so far there are 4 kinds that i don't like:
1. the kinds that go really slow. unless ur hardcore-Lance-Armstrong pedalling, i suggest u stick to the sidewalk.
2. the kinds that don't obey traffic laws. if ur gonna pretend like u don't need to obey traffic laws just b/c ur not in a motorized vehical, i suggest u stick to the sidewalk.
3. the kinds that bike the opposite way of oncoming traffic. next time i see u i will purposely make sure my side mirror knocks u off balance so i suggest u stick to the sidewalk.
4. (& i just discovered this one today) the kinds that give a few hard pumps on their pedals then stand on the pedals while the bike moves itself & swiggle & zigzag in the middle of the road like some little kid biking around his neighborhood while cars line up slowly behind him b/c they can't pass. FUCKING HELL! STICK TO THE SIDEWALK!!!!
that is all aside from the fact that i want to travel again & that i'm having serious doubts about my future again. i need counseling....or psychological therapy, either or, neither nor. peace out playas.
so does anyone hate people who ride bicycles on the street? cuz i do. so far there are 4 kinds that i don't like:
1. the kinds that go really slow. unless ur hardcore-Lance-Armstrong pedalling, i suggest u stick to the sidewalk.
2. the kinds that don't obey traffic laws. if ur gonna pretend like u don't need to obey traffic laws just b/c ur not in a motorized vehical, i suggest u stick to the sidewalk.
3. the kinds that bike the opposite way of oncoming traffic. next time i see u i will purposely make sure my side mirror knocks u off balance so i suggest u stick to the sidewalk.
4. (& i just discovered this one today) the kinds that give a few hard pumps on their pedals then stand on the pedals while the bike moves itself & swiggle & zigzag in the middle of the road like some little kid biking around his neighborhood while cars line up slowly behind him b/c they can't pass. FUCKING HELL! STICK TO THE SIDEWALK!!!!
that is all aside from the fact that i want to travel again & that i'm having serious doubts about my future again. i need counseling....or psychological therapy, either or, neither nor. peace out playas.