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In the past month I have been to London, the Smoky Mountains, Atlanta, Myrtle Beach, and Memphis. Did you know it never snows in London? The airport is amazing (in a weird foreign way). The fine people of Atlanta changed the northern half of their street names, b/c the white people did not want to share a street name iwth the freed slaves (this leads to an hour and a half circling the city looking for the correct Peachtree, they have about 5). Myrtle Beach is highly overrated (if you want to see the Myrtle Beach that I was expecting, watch the movie Shag). Finally Memphis has a lot of bums (when you ask me for money and I give you change, don't be so rude as to ask if I have any more). The final step in my journey was to Graceland. Elvis is way cooler than many people give him credit for.