Everything Carrot Has Ever Done Ever

May 31, 2006 00:09

Starting with...

Carrot's arrival in camp! He meets Omi, Chloe Sullivan, Kusajishi Yachiru (doesn't know name, death_backpack), Superboy (knows him as Kon, too, and is told that the world is round, Imoen (doesn't know name, buffleheaded), Ash (doesn't know name), N, Megan, Francescu, Ken, Akito, Reg, Buffy.

He found out there's no Watch at CFUD, his sword is missing but he has a gonne, the world is round, there's a magical barrier, everyone has a gonne. Ken also offered Carrot a place to stay.

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Carrot marvels at Omi's chibi's Death Star, which meets an explosive end. Welcome to camp, Carrot.

Meets Ying, who is pregnant. Carrot is oblivious and almost gets himself punched. Carrot's player is fucking amused.

Finds that Lupin was the one who stole his sword, and givings him an Official Warning, but it's not very effective. Carrot also chats to Buffy in the same comment thread, about settling in and how she's a vampire Slayer. Brief talk about Oz and Angua.

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Carrot forges dwarven bread for everyone and meets new people!

He meets Clark, Kodachi Kuno, Mingawa the cook, Death, Simon (Dr. Tam), Wes (doesn't know name), Kyouya, Inui, Rey, Impulse, and Lex. Consuming of the dwarven bread is had. Carrot mistakes Rey for a woman.

Reg liberates some cupcakes, and Carrot talks to him and wonders why Reg is acting odd.

Carrot meets Tomo! Lance-Constable Tomo? Carrot also chats with Ken in the same thread.

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Carrot pisses off the entire camp with patrol bell ringing.

He meets Atsuko, who throws a beer bottle at him and doesn't get arrested. Mark that down in history. Buffy is nice and helps convince Carrot not to do that anymore and explains about moogles, and Carrot uses one.

Other people Carrot pisses off and therefore, meets: Kami-sama (doesn't know name, yegodlesschild), Fiyero, Cal, Mwu La Fllaga (doesn't know name, hawkofendymion), Glinda, George, Itachi (doesn't know name, strongeruchiha), Tot, Nishi, Natsuo (doesn't know name, zero_innocence), Kaguya Kimimaro (doesn't know name, boner_for_oro), Tayuya (doesn't know name, 4_part_4_part_dishrmny).

Predominantly, Cal shot wildly at him, Nishi shot his bell and kind of got arrested, but was let off thanks to Allen (doesn't know name, zero_justice). George gets less angry, and Megan gets pissed but melts again. Ken goes around, trying not to get Carrot killed. Especially seeing as Carrot mistakes Cal for a woman, and also Natsuo, but that was less scary.

Tomo is definitely a Lance-Constable!

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Allen assures lies that Nishi was no trouble at all, and introduces himself to Carrot, yay names. Carrot also chats to Kyouya about the night before, the bell, and backwards technology in the same comment thread.

Carrot experienced a camp poll about asses with some mild confusion. This means he has met Larxene - doesn't know name yet, veryshocking. In the same comment thread, he meets Sanzo, who gets pissed off at him thanks to the bell ringing the night, or couple of nights, before. Sanzo threatens him, and then they end up talking about the Law in CFUD. Carrot also talks with Megan again.

Annnd new person! Carrot meets Cher and they seem to get along. Carrot says he would love to go camping in her pocket forest. edit: ohgod I didn't mean it like that.

Later that day, he hears about someone leaving camp, and interrogates the leaver's friend for clues and hints. They introduce themselves to one another, and thus, he meets Edward Elric. In the same comment thread, Carrot talks to Ken and they dicuss FOOTBALL.

FOOTBALL IS SO GOING TO HAPPEN. MWAHAHA.

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And after that happy bonding experience, Carrot gets his ass kicked by Siberian!Ken when Ken goes evil from Demon Weekend. At some stage before that, Carrot also meets evil!George. And sometime between those two events, Carrot sees Cher again and tells her he'll try and herd unaffected campers to her POCKET FOREST. But he gets knocked unconscious by evil!Ken. So.

But he wakes up! Kon finds Carrot and flies him to the hospital (my hero), where I think he rests for a while before going out again. He meets up with normal!Ken again, they exchange sorries, and Carrot tries not to mention zombie soccer.

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Carrot turns into a carrot. Gotta love that good old camp sense of irony and humour.

He meets the following people for the first time: Hatsuharu (doesn't know name, blackandwhiteox), Emilio, and Tobias. He gets both sympathy, looks of o_O and laughter. Megan is the one to take him in and, well, put him in a pot of dirt. She takes him back to Girls' 2 and it's cute. Before that, Carrot as carrot meets Tsuzuki for the first time and gets chased under a log.

Backdated: Carrot signs up for Chloe's World Cup pool, and Clark helps him pick a country. Also, Carrot tries to get Clark to join the potential soccer teams and Clark is emo and sad and offscreen, Carrot worries kinda.

During my hiatussiness, Megan protects carrot!Carrot. Yay~! And then again, later, when Kal is brought to Girls' 2 and menaces Carrot.

In a bandwagon that turns everyone into their names... Carrot turns back from a carrot. Well, it's the only logical explanation. Ken's super strong, thanks to wagon and finds himself holding a 6'6" naked redhead in the same thread.

Cher makes a post about how gay certain types of sport are, and Carrot is predictably perplexed, and Cher and Kodachi (who is currently a sword) wind up trying to explain the concept of homosexuality to him. He also worries a little that soccer turns you gay, but is reassured it won't.

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ZOMBIE SOCCER!

...um, Ken's less than thrilled. BAD CARROT.

Carrot encounters Natsuo again and gets yelled at, meets Momoko and meets Enjolras. And other stuff. BUTBUTBUT ZOMBIESOCCER. It's fun. Also, Clark joins in, finally and plays soccer with Ken and Carrot off-screen.

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Carrot's computer posts a poll because it is evil incarnate. He meets! Tatewaki Kuno, Anita (in Kyon's body) and Kyon (in Anita's body), thanks camp. He chats a bit to Megan and sortofnotreally admits that maybe he's a little bit sort of maybe restless with the lack of criminal activity in CFUD. Um. Ironically enough.

Carrot meets Spike, the most reluctant Night Watchman ever. And also... return of the Lupin, and they have a good ol' coppers and robbers chase, socute. No more restless Carrot!
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