[1] Board Games with Baratheons: Robert has no inside voice, Stannis won't stop quoting the rule book, and Renly finds everything hysterical.
I assume board games, card games, and "parlor" games exist in Westeros, or you can choose to do a modern AU if you wish.
[2] Uncle Stannis and Nephew Gendry
In some ways, Gendry is more similar to Stannis than he is to Robert. He's stubborn and taciturn, and he often expresses these attitudes with - as Arya puts it - his "stubborn" jaw, and we all know how Stannis is master of the grumpy jaw. Anyway, it's a total missed opportunity that these two never got to interact more. They might actually get along.
[3] Davos/Stannis (unrequited? that's up to you), Melisandre/Stannis (it's ~complicated), and Stannis/Selyse (#duty)
Davos is desperate to free Stannis from Melisandre's clutches. He has already given the king his loyalty, but he could give Stannis a another kind of service - his love - if only his king would have it.
idk, I just want to read a fic where my OTP Stannis/Davos crashes right into Stannis's canon sexual relationships. Please note that I do NOT think of Melisandre as a cartoonishly evil succubus. I think she's misguided and that her relationship with Stannis is demonstrably unhealthy, but that's the extent of it. That said, I'm pretty sure Davos has stronger feelings on the matter.
SPOILERS thru AFFC [4] Samwell/Jon: Sam returns to the Wall freshly maestered, and his new confidence and swishy robes serve as a forcible reminder to Jon that he's hopelessly in love.
Swishy robes is a joke, but I do think that Sam might seem different when he returns due to all his fancy new knowledge, training, and confidence. He's still the sweet, timid Sam that Jon remembers, but now he's all competent and shit. The Lord Commander won't stand a chance against that (especially because he was clearly kind of in love with Sam before, my evidence being fierce conviction that is not open to interpretation at all - nope, not at all).
SPOILERS thru AFFC [5] Alleras/Samwell: Alleras takes Sam on a visit to Dorne as his paramour.
I headcanon trans!Alleras (or Alleras who prefers to live and interact with the world as a man), but I won't mind if you want to write cis-woman-in-disguise!Sarella.
WARNING: Drug Use [6] weed smoker!Willas Tyrell
Someone please indulge my headcanon that Willas Tyrell uses a type of Westerosi grass (see also marijuana, ganja, weed, etc.) to cope with chronic pain. I imagine Willas finds smoking pleasant and soothing, but some of his more foolish family members might think of it (and perhaps use it themselves) as an indulgence.
How can you write a story about this? Well, maybe Loras and Renly are foolhardy goofballs who want to get stoned, and wise, subtly mischievous Willas offers them a devilish strain he knows they can't handle. Or maybe it's an AU where Sansa is betrothed to Willas, and he and Margaery gently reassure her that Highgarden grass is not as scary as Northerners think (despite all those reefer madness PSA's that Lord Stark commissioned). Or, maybe Oberyn Martell finds occasion to indulge with his friend Willas.
Your pet peeves and other things you DO NOT WANT in your story/art: Out-of-character. Please keep everyone in character. Even if you choose to write a crack comedy fic for me, please make any humorous exaggerations based on the novels' characterizations.
Are you willing to pinch hit? (If you say yes, it only means that I may ask you for help if I need to. You can still say no then if you don't have the time or don't like the prompts.)
I have mighty need of Jon being into Sam's fashionable swishy robes, just saying. Both real and metaphorical. ;) ;) ;) also in which universe Jon wasn't in love with him since page five of the first GOT chapter where Sam showed up? ;) )
I assume board games, card games, and "parlor" games exist in Westeros, or you can choose to do a modern AU if you wish.
[2] Uncle Stannis and Nephew Gendry
In some ways, Gendry is more similar to Stannis than he is to Robert. He's stubborn and taciturn, and he often expresses these attitudes with - as Arya puts it - his "stubborn" jaw, and we all know how Stannis is master of the grumpy jaw. Anyway, it's a total missed opportunity that these two never got to interact more. They might actually get along.
[3] Davos/Stannis (unrequited? that's up to you), Melisandre/Stannis (it's ~complicated), and Stannis/Selyse (#duty)
Davos is desperate to free Stannis from Melisandre's clutches. He has already given the king his loyalty, but he could give Stannis a another kind of service - his love - if only his king would have it.
idk, I just want to read a fic where my OTP Stannis/Davos crashes right into Stannis's canon sexual relationships. Please note that I do NOT think of Melisandre as a cartoonishly evil succubus. I think she's misguided and that her relationship with Stannis is demonstrably unhealthy, but that's the extent of it. That said, I'm pretty sure Davos has stronger feelings on the matter.
SPOILERS thru AFFC [4] Samwell/Jon: Sam returns to the Wall freshly maestered, and his new confidence and swishy robes serve as a forcible reminder to Jon that he's hopelessly in love.
Swishy robes is a joke, but I do think that Sam might seem different when he returns due to all his fancy new knowledge, training, and confidence. He's still the sweet, timid Sam that Jon remembers, but now he's all competent and shit. The Lord Commander won't stand a chance against that (especially because he was clearly kind of in love with Sam before, my evidence being fierce conviction that is not open to interpretation at all - nope, not at all).
SPOILERS thru AFFC [5] Alleras/Samwell: Alleras takes Sam on a visit to Dorne as his paramour.
I headcanon trans!Alleras (or Alleras who prefers to live and interact with the world as a man), but I won't mind if you want to write cis-woman-in-disguise!Sarella.
WARNING: Drug Use [6] weed smoker!Willas Tyrell
Someone please indulge my headcanon that Willas Tyrell uses a type of Westerosi grass (see also marijuana, ganja, weed, etc.) to cope with chronic pain. I imagine Willas finds smoking pleasant and soothing, but some of his more foolish family members might think of it (and perhaps use it themselves) as an indulgence.
How can you write a story about this? Well, maybe Loras and Renly are foolhardy goofballs who want to get stoned, and wise, subtly mischievous Willas offers them a devilish strain he knows they can't handle. Or maybe it's an AU where Sansa is betrothed to Willas, and he and Margaery gently reassure her that Highgarden grass is not as scary as Northerners think (despite all those reefer madness PSA's that Lord Stark commissioned). Or, maybe Oberyn Martell finds occasion to indulge with his friend Willas.
Your pet peeves and other things you DO NOT WANT in your story/art:
Out-of-character. Please keep everyone in character. Even if you choose to write a crack comedy fic for me, please make any humorous exaggerations based on the novels' characterizations.
Are you willing to pinch hit? (If you say yes, it only means that I may ask you for help if I need to. You can still say no then if you don't have the time or don't like the prompts.)
Sure.
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(Your icon is unbearably adorable, by the way. :3)
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(haha thank you! I made it like ages ago but it's still perfectly viable ;) )
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