gimme dat old time religion [for quotidianue]

[hot7]

For: quotidianue

Title: gimme dat old time religion
Pairing(s)/focus: JB/JR
Rating: PG
Word count: 5K+
Warnings: a bit of violence and swearing here and there
Author's notes: For quotidianue. I hope you like this fairy tale! Title is from the song Old Time Religion by Jim Reeves.
Summary: Not all princesses are helpless. But those princesses know how to have

Comments

[chanyeolanda]

this should be a movie. the dialogue is on point

BAMBAM'S BELATED 'SIR'S. BAMBAM'S SNARKINESS. BAMBAM'S LACK OF COURAGE. BAMBAM WETTING HIMSELF. BAMBAM IN GENERAL. JAEBUM'S CONFUSION. JINYOUNG'S EVERYTHING.

this is just so wonderful and so very quotable

'Such nice men,' Jinyoung says fondly BYE

[anonymous]

This was sooo good oh my god the dialouge!!! the roles each character played (jackson as a fairy god mother is a story I wanna read all on it's own)!!! everything about jinyoung and bambam oh man it was perfect!! absolutely hilarious and a ton of fun to read, thank you for writing this!!!!

[jinyunglean]

this is now my favorite fic god i don't even know what to say i just loved this so fucking much and i feel like crying why did it have to end w h y

[nekokonneko]

This was really funny, very enjoyable to read. I don't even know which character I loved the most; Bambam with his snark, Youngjae with his revelations about rat society, or Jinyoung...being Jinyoung lol.

[anonymous]

"What do princesses do in your kingdom???" AMAZING

that was hilarious and soo fun i don't know what else to quote because it'd just be the whole thing. i love me a fairy tale with a twist, thank you so much for writing this!!! it deserves to be a movie with a million sequels.