at the aquarium in Sarasota, FL
Overheard through the women's bathroom door:
"Kyle, go poopy in the toilet. Kyle, YES. Go poopy in the toilet."
"Waaaaaahh!"
"Kyle, if you won't go poopy in the toilet, I'm not going to help you. ...Augh. Let me wipe off the seat. LET ME WIPE OFF THE SEAT."
"Waaaaaahh!"
"See, this is what happens, Kyle. If you'd go poopy in the potty, you wouldn't get a rash on your butt."
Oh, KYLE.
"Kyle, go poopy in the toilet. Kyle, YES. Go poopy in the toilet."
"Waaaaaahh!"
"Kyle, if you won't go poopy in the toilet, I'm not going to help you. ...Augh. Let me wipe off the seat. LET ME WIPE OFF THE SEAT."
"Waaaaaahh!"
"See, this is what happens, Kyle. If you'd go poopy in the potty, you wouldn't get a rash on your butt."
Oh, KYLE.