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The things I do for Tard.
Retard 9218 (10:22:32 PM): yes
Retard 9218 (10:22:34 PM): i AM bored
gosu kat (10:22:41 PM): uh huh
Retard 9218 (10:22:59 PM): fix it
Retard 9218 (10:23:03 PM): make it better
gosu kat (10:23:13 PM): I'm so tired, Tard.
gosu kat (10:23:18 PM): How do you want me to fix it.
Retard 9218 (10:23:25 PM): i dont know...
gosu kat (10:23:48 PM): Once upon a time..
gosu kat (10:23:54 PM): there was a bottle cap
gosu kat (10:23:56 PM): his name was Greg.
Retard 9218 (10:24:03 PM): i love this story
gosu kat (10:24:05 PM): He lived in a really big house with lots of other bottle caps, but he hated all of them.
gosu kat (10:24:11 PM): Why?
gosu kat (10:24:12 PM): because they were blue
gosu kat (10:24:15 PM): and he was red
gosu kat (10:24:21 PM): and thus he constantly was being pushed around
gosu kat (10:24:22 PM): neglected
gosu kat (10:24:24 PM): sneered at, etc
gosu kat (10:24:32 PM): he wanted to get back at these other bottle caps
gosu kat (10:24:46 PM): this required he change the way society functioned- a very difficult task
gosu kat (10:25:04 PM): the first way he went about this was by removing the toilet paper from the bathrooms
gosu kat (10:25:08 PM): constantly
gosu kat (10:25:12 PM): every time it was replaced, he removed it
gosu kat (10:25:15 PM): buried it in the back yard
gosu kat (10:25:17 PM): threw it in a river
gosu kat (10:25:19 PM): whatever it took
gosu kat (10:25:30 PM): thus, everyone in the house had to find ways of wiping without using toilet paper
gosu kat (10:25:32 PM): they had to change
gosu kat (10:25:44 PM): it was fascinating, but extremely annoying
gosu kat (10:25:55 PM): then he removed the rug from in front of the door
gosu kat (10:26:01 PM): so no one could wipe their.. um.. caps.. on it
gosu kat (10:26:11 PM): so the house became dirtier
gosu kat (10:26:14 PM): and they were forced to clean it up
Retard 9218 (10:26:17 PM): their caps
Retard 9218 (10:26:18 PM): thats funny
gosu kat (10:26:21 PM): shut up
gosu kat (10:26:24 PM): so anyway
gosu kat (10:26:35 PM): then he started removing all the soda from the house, so everyone drank water
gosu kat (10:26:41 PM): around this time they started realizing who was doing it
gosu kat (10:26:43 PM): but they didn't know why
gosu kat (10:26:45 PM): hence, they became angry
gosu kat (10:26:47 PM): they threatend him
gosu kat (10:26:53 PM): but he was steadfast
gosu kat (10:27:01 PM): they would beat him every night and he would continue to steal the toilet paper
gosu kat (10:27:03 PM): again and again
gosu kat (10:27:08 PM): and you really can only beat up a bottle cap so much
gosu kat (10:27:09 PM): you know
gosu kat (10:27:17 PM): so, finally, they began to play nice
gosu kat (10:27:21 PM): they said "please, please stop doing this"
gosu kat (10:27:30 PM): and he did. slowly. gradually. gave them back what they wanted.
gosu kat (10:27:36 PM): and they didn't fuck with him anymore.
gosu kat (10:27:44 PM): this bottle cap discovered confidence in his initiative
gosu kat (10:27:46 PM): in his ingenuity
gosu kat (10:27:49 PM): in his self, and his mind
gosu kat (10:28:01 PM): he grew up to be a great philosipher
gosu kat (10:28:05 PM): that's not how you spell it but I'm tired
gosu kat (10:28:09 PM): he got paid big bucks
gosu kat (10:28:13 PM): for his creativity and guts
gosu kat (10:28:21 PM): and then, he used the money to give back to his caps
gosu kat (10:28:23 PM): those people that hated him
gosu kat (10:28:25 PM): and abused him
gosu kat (10:28:32 PM): and they learned from it, also
gosu kat (10:28:38 PM): they were amazed at his generosity
gosu kat (10:28:41 PM): his forgiveness
gosu kat (10:28:49 PM): he may not have changed society, but he changed a lot.
gosu kat (10:28:54 PM): also he got an education, and that's very good.
gosu kat (10:28:55 PM): the end.
Retard 9218 (10:29:05 PM): i love it
gosu kat (10:29:09 PM): *grins*
Retard 9218 (10:29:33 PM): i didnt know bottle caps were alive
gosu kat (10:29:46 PM): They're not.
gosu kat (10:29:48 PM): It's a story.
gosu kat (10:29:50 PM): I just made it up.
Retard 9218 (10:30:51 PM): oh
Retard 9218 (10:31:08 PM): my favorite part was when they couldnt wipe their caps on the rug
gosu kat (10:32:00 PM): *pokes your forehead*
gosu kat (10:32:02 PM): silly boi
Retard 9218 (10:22:32 PM): yes
Retard 9218 (10:22:34 PM): i AM bored
gosu kat (10:22:41 PM): uh huh
Retard 9218 (10:22:59 PM): fix it
Retard 9218 (10:23:03 PM): make it better
gosu kat (10:23:13 PM): I'm so tired, Tard.
gosu kat (10:23:18 PM): How do you want me to fix it.
Retard 9218 (10:23:25 PM): i dont know...
gosu kat (10:23:48 PM): Once upon a time..
gosu kat (10:23:54 PM): there was a bottle cap
gosu kat (10:23:56 PM): his name was Greg.
Retard 9218 (10:24:03 PM): i love this story
gosu kat (10:24:05 PM): He lived in a really big house with lots of other bottle caps, but he hated all of them.
gosu kat (10:24:11 PM): Why?
gosu kat (10:24:12 PM): because they were blue
gosu kat (10:24:15 PM): and he was red
gosu kat (10:24:21 PM): and thus he constantly was being pushed around
gosu kat (10:24:22 PM): neglected
gosu kat (10:24:24 PM): sneered at, etc
gosu kat (10:24:32 PM): he wanted to get back at these other bottle caps
gosu kat (10:24:46 PM): this required he change the way society functioned- a very difficult task
gosu kat (10:25:04 PM): the first way he went about this was by removing the toilet paper from the bathrooms
gosu kat (10:25:08 PM): constantly
gosu kat (10:25:12 PM): every time it was replaced, he removed it
gosu kat (10:25:15 PM): buried it in the back yard
gosu kat (10:25:17 PM): threw it in a river
gosu kat (10:25:19 PM): whatever it took
gosu kat (10:25:30 PM): thus, everyone in the house had to find ways of wiping without using toilet paper
gosu kat (10:25:32 PM): they had to change
gosu kat (10:25:44 PM): it was fascinating, but extremely annoying
gosu kat (10:25:55 PM): then he removed the rug from in front of the door
gosu kat (10:26:01 PM): so no one could wipe their.. um.. caps.. on it
gosu kat (10:26:11 PM): so the house became dirtier
gosu kat (10:26:14 PM): and they were forced to clean it up
Retard 9218 (10:26:17 PM): their caps
Retard 9218 (10:26:18 PM): thats funny
gosu kat (10:26:21 PM): shut up
gosu kat (10:26:24 PM): so anyway
gosu kat (10:26:35 PM): then he started removing all the soda from the house, so everyone drank water
gosu kat (10:26:41 PM): around this time they started realizing who was doing it
gosu kat (10:26:43 PM): but they didn't know why
gosu kat (10:26:45 PM): hence, they became angry
gosu kat (10:26:47 PM): they threatend him
gosu kat (10:26:53 PM): but he was steadfast
gosu kat (10:27:01 PM): they would beat him every night and he would continue to steal the toilet paper
gosu kat (10:27:03 PM): again and again
gosu kat (10:27:08 PM): and you really can only beat up a bottle cap so much
gosu kat (10:27:09 PM): you know
gosu kat (10:27:17 PM): so, finally, they began to play nice
gosu kat (10:27:21 PM): they said "please, please stop doing this"
gosu kat (10:27:30 PM): and he did. slowly. gradually. gave them back what they wanted.
gosu kat (10:27:36 PM): and they didn't fuck with him anymore.
gosu kat (10:27:44 PM): this bottle cap discovered confidence in his initiative
gosu kat (10:27:46 PM): in his ingenuity
gosu kat (10:27:49 PM): in his self, and his mind
gosu kat (10:28:01 PM): he grew up to be a great philosipher
gosu kat (10:28:05 PM): that's not how you spell it but I'm tired
gosu kat (10:28:09 PM): he got paid big bucks
gosu kat (10:28:13 PM): for his creativity and guts
gosu kat (10:28:21 PM): and then, he used the money to give back to his caps
gosu kat (10:28:23 PM): those people that hated him
gosu kat (10:28:25 PM): and abused him
gosu kat (10:28:32 PM): and they learned from it, also
gosu kat (10:28:38 PM): they were amazed at his generosity
gosu kat (10:28:41 PM): his forgiveness
gosu kat (10:28:49 PM): he may not have changed society, but he changed a lot.
gosu kat (10:28:54 PM): also he got an education, and that's very good.
gosu kat (10:28:55 PM): the end.
Retard 9218 (10:29:05 PM): i love it
gosu kat (10:29:09 PM): *grins*
Retard 9218 (10:29:33 PM): i didnt know bottle caps were alive
gosu kat (10:29:46 PM): They're not.
gosu kat (10:29:48 PM): It's a story.
gosu kat (10:29:50 PM): I just made it up.
Retard 9218 (10:30:51 PM): oh
Retard 9218 (10:31:08 PM): my favorite part was when they couldnt wipe their caps on the rug
gosu kat (10:32:00 PM): *pokes your forehead*
gosu kat (10:32:02 PM): silly boi