Jul 03, 2009 21:49
This just in from unlikely gossip hound Naruto Uzumaki: looks like Sinclair's self-titled "bad boy" wasn't always the bully type. Was K.Sabaku teased by his peers enough that he formed an impenetrable wall around his fatty little heart? I think all he needs is a hug... and maybe a permanent membership to Jenny Craig.
[Two photos are attached: class photos from a private school in the UK of two separate years, cropped to focus on a young Kankuro who was suuuuuper chubby. Roly-poly even. Chubby little cheeks! >3< And short for his age if the boys on either side of him are any indication.]
Naruto requested a special message, and who am I to say no? He writes: "let's see if ino still wants you now, fatass."
If this comes to blows, you all know who to contact. ♥
xoxo,
GG
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