~08~ [Gossip Post #6]
Hello my lovelies~.
I hope everyone's sufficiently de-toxed and seaweed-wrapped for this Friday. But believe me ladies, any spa who claims to take inches off? It won't help your prom dresses fit any better. Ah, Prom, I have such fond memories of my time as Prom Queen... after I staged a coup against the tramp that was voted in. Just goes to show you, kiddos: make sure any "extra credit" you perform for your professors isn't out in public where anyone can photograph it.
For those of you who might think that I won't make a fabulous appearance at a party intended for high schoolers, you're absolutely right. While you're plotting how to steal your friends date for an awkward rendevous in the restroom, I'll be attending an exclusive premier in Milan. But rest assured, I'll know. I'll know everything.
Just in time to make your silly little prom dates that more uncomfortable:
~ Seems like N. Hyuuga was behind the Great Hacker Debacle of '09. N. claims he's simply careful with his passwords, but what other reason would there be to explain why he wasn't targeted by the hacker? The plot thickens! Perhaps he's the one into voodoo, not his stalker; watch out, kiddies, he'll put a gris-gris on you.
~ G. Sabaku and K. Inuzuka, go ahead and openly profess your love of one another: this is New York. We love gay guys here. ♥ Did you think this one slipped by me undetected? Tsk, tsk.
~ T. Sabaku (these siblings really get around) and S.N. were spotted having a cozy, cliche date at the Aquarium. After giving the otters doe-eyes they turned them on one another, and you heard it here first, boys and girls: they were definitely discussing engagement rings. I hear wedding bells and prenups.
~ NY's very own Fresh Prince is workin' hard for the money. Yes, you, N.U. -- if you think that getting I.Y. to strip in the backseat of her towncar with you is the way to her inheritance, think again. At least she didn't charge you.
~ Unlike wifebeater-in-training K. Sabaku, who bribed a Police Officer to keep his own backseat romp with underage I.Y. under wraps. And it would have worked, too, if it weren't for those pesky, crooked cops.
Until next time, darlings~. And believe me, after this Friday night? There will definitely be a next time.
xoxo,
GG
I hope everyone's sufficiently de-toxed and seaweed-wrapped for this Friday. But believe me ladies, any spa who claims to take inches off? It won't help your prom dresses fit any better. Ah, Prom, I have such fond memories of my time as Prom Queen... after I staged a coup against the tramp that was voted in. Just goes to show you, kiddos: make sure any "extra credit" you perform for your professors isn't out in public where anyone can photograph it.
For those of you who might think that I won't make a fabulous appearance at a party intended for high schoolers, you're absolutely right. While you're plotting how to steal your friends date for an awkward rendevous in the restroom, I'll be attending an exclusive premier in Milan. But rest assured, I'll know. I'll know everything.
Just in time to make your silly little prom dates that more uncomfortable:
~ Seems like N. Hyuuga was behind the Great Hacker Debacle of '09. N. claims he's simply careful with his passwords, but what other reason would there be to explain why he wasn't targeted by the hacker? The plot thickens! Perhaps he's the one into voodoo, not his stalker; watch out, kiddies, he'll put a gris-gris on you.
~ G. Sabaku and K. Inuzuka, go ahead and openly profess your love of one another: this is New York. We love gay guys here. ♥ Did you think this one slipped by me undetected? Tsk, tsk.
~ T. Sabaku (these siblings really get around) and S.N. were spotted having a cozy, cliche date at the Aquarium. After giving the otters doe-eyes they turned them on one another, and you heard it here first, boys and girls: they were definitely discussing engagement rings. I hear wedding bells and prenups.
~ NY's very own Fresh Prince is workin' hard for the money. Yes, you, N.U. -- if you think that getting I.Y. to strip in the backseat of her towncar with you is the way to her inheritance, think again. At least she didn't charge you.
~ Unlike wifebeater-in-training K. Sabaku, who bribed a Police Officer to keep his own backseat romp with underage I.Y. under wraps. And it would have worked, too, if it weren't for those pesky, crooked cops.
Until next time, darlings~. And believe me, after this Friday night? There will definitely be a next time.
xoxo,
GG