New school, new opportunities

[gossipgirlchloe]

You'd be positively amazed at how easy it is to get a full scholarship to this school with the applied leverage of a fully researched, and slightly naughty, editorial about the dean of your old school

Comments

[torrance_s]

I have some excellent ideas for articles you could write this year! Generally it IS tradition for the paper to publish bio's of the newly appointed student representatives. You know, standard interview, head-shot, etc. So, I so look forward to getting together and letting YOU know ME a little better

[gossipgirlchloe]

I fully support making the football team perform a car wash in skimpy clothes for fundraising purposes. Sounds like a winner of a lead in story. Let me hack dig up some hard numbers and facts and get to it.

I always like to get to know the people who use their bodies and fluffy pom poms to raise school spirit. How about a piece on the selection process of being a cheerleader too?

[torrance_s]

We're totally unbias in our selection process. Unlike OTHER SELECTION PROCESSES IN THIS ESTABLISHMENT.

[gossipgirlchloe]

Hey unbiased reporting means covering all the bases.

[torrance_s]

So long as it doesn't all end up in cheap cheerleading-bashing antics you will be fine.