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Feb 20, 2006 20:41

two words.
'flesh light'

three steps to make your own one.

number one: choose orifice
i)lady


Designed to recreate the velvet texture of a young woman's vagina, the Lady Fleshlight is perfect for the man that wants to enjoy an incredibly realistic sensation.

ii)mouth


Slip inside the seductive Mouth, and watch as you disappear into the the soft, inviting lips.

iii)'butt'


Watch yourself slip in and out of the tight, smooth entry time and time again, and let your most erotic desires be fulfilled.

iv)'non descript (tm)'


The Non-Descript Fleshlight™ is perfect for the man who wants all the sensation and health benefits of regular fleshlight use, without the added visual stimulation.

number two: choose sensation...

i) super ribbed


Designed for MAXIMUM stimulation! If you like instant gratification, this is YOUR insert!

ii) speed bump


Let the hundreds of soft massaging beads lay down as you change gears and thrust forward through the super tight canal. It is a sensation that every man must experience at some point in his life time.

iii) super tight


If you have ever wondered what the very best possible penetrative sensation could be, stop wondering. This is it.

iv) wonder wave


Reviewed as the very best intercourse simulator, this is a must buy for anyone looking to enhance their sexual abilites.

v) ultra tight :o


Heated and lubed, this insert can handle upto 6" girths. But the question is, can you handle IT.

and finally, number three: choose colour.

i) pink


ii) mocha


iii) ice


these are sick, does any body want one, because its three for two...
$49.95

'I am an ordained pastor, PHd, successful businessman, martial artist, father of seven, satisfied husband. The product was a challenge for me intellectually and morally until I thought it through, then I realized that a quality surrogate was a great solution to an ancient problem - the feeling of freedom, the release of guilt, the incredible sensation - just telling it like it is.'

I am a widower, and generally disappointed with new attempts at relationships with women. Being a total heterosexual, I have searched and tried many different artificial vaginas. Of course, the hand is great, but it is an entirely different feeling than vaginal sex. All the cheap and fake rubber and plastic artificial vaginas that I have ever tried have found their way into the garbage can. The first time I used it was a learning experience, but when I had more time I used it twice today to an almost indescribable effect. This device demands time to enjoy properly. The control over orgasm is not so easy, but I can assure you will leave so satisfied that you just might go to sleep afterwards. This product is the real deal and worth every penny.

I just got my FL today, couldn't wait to get home and try it. I got the pink lady super ribbed. This thing does not let you down. I almost came upon entry! Those ribs... OMG. I thought I was going to explode when I tried to pull it out. Being a bare back type of guy, it has been a long time since I have came in my wife. Let me tell ya, this product is all it claims to be and more. I cant wait to order and try a different insert as well! Thanks Again!
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