Clerks 2
PORCH MONKEY 4 LIFE!
"Dante Hicks: 'Porch monkey' is a racial slur against black people!
Randal Graves: Oh it is not! Coon, spook, spade,
moolie, jigaboo, nig-nog, those are racial slurs!
Randal Graves: [to Dante] I'm taking back 'porch monkey'!
Randal Graves: [to little kid] What can I get you,
you little porch monkey? [mother gasps]
Randal Graves: [to mother] It's okay. I'm taking it back.
Randal Graves: [reminiscing about his grandmother]
Come to think of it, my grandmother did refer
to a broken bottle as a "nigger blade" once.
Elias: Randal, did you just call Mr. Dante a nigger?"
I LOVED Clerks 2! It was compellingly satisfying.
At one point, water spewed from my nose and
I choked on my own body fluid.
I couldn't control my obnoxious laughter,
and peculiar snorts as well as giggles.
Elias was brilliant, the film was Hilarious.
"Randal Graves: Have you and Myra had sex yet?
Elias: Well, not that it's any of your business,
Randall, but she can't. You know how every
girl's parents put a troll in them?
Well, Myra's is named Pillow Pants. And so, if I put my...
thing... in her, Pillow Pants will bite it off.
Randal Graves: And Myra told you this?
Elias: Boyfriends and girlfriends talk
to each other about sex stuff, Randall.
You'd know this if you ever had a girlfriend.
Randal Graves: Have you and Myra even kissed yet?
Elias: We would have already if it wasn't for Listerfiend.
Randal Graves: Listerfiend is her mouth troll, isn't it?
Elias: [shakes head] Women."
Bravo!
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P.S Jason Mewes, has great PUBES!