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The Andy Is Bored And SO Will Drink A Lot Of Coffee Experiment
All In The Name Of Science.
Tomorrow my mum will not be at work, which means she will be here and that means that I wish to sleep all through tomorrow.
I am going to stay up all night tonight to make me feel very tired in the morning and i'm going to have some fun by drinking as much fucking coffee as possible and updating this every half an hour or something, with whatevers on my mind and maybe i'll take some photos of stuff.
This is being done in true conditions: No Sugar, No Milk.
1.44AM - Cup Number One
While I was waiting for the kettle to boil I noticed my cat Scumnose trying to sleep in a half empty crate of boddingtons, she looked kind of uncomfortable so I removed 4 of the cans to give her more space and realised that there was 12 cans in total, thoughts popped into my head about a boddingtons experiment but then the kettle finished boiling and God had spoken for me. I chose my cup for such a highly important event carefully, it has Slimer from ghostbusters on it. The Coffee is "Dowde Egberts continental gold - medium roast" I put in 3 heaped spoonfuls and poured in the water and now I am drinking it.
2.35AM
Stomach hurts, mouth feels like shit, heart is pushing against my ribs, feel sick.
3.06AM
I'm listening to dark side of the moon, it's calming me down, I'm glad I have a vinyl player in here. I want some weed haha. I don't think i'm ever going to drink coffee again after tonight.
3.28AM - Cup Number Six
Fuck coffee, I have a cup of tea and that's my lot. In total I have had 14 heaped teaspoons of coffee, can of coke and now this tea. My heart isn't very good now, I'm also bored. I shouldn't be bored.
All In The Name Of Science.
Tomorrow my mum will not be at work, which means she will be here and that means that I wish to sleep all through tomorrow.
I am going to stay up all night tonight to make me feel very tired in the morning and i'm going to have some fun by drinking as much fucking coffee as possible and updating this every half an hour or something, with whatevers on my mind and maybe i'll take some photos of stuff.
This is being done in true conditions: No Sugar, No Milk.
1.44AM - Cup Number One
While I was waiting for the kettle to boil I noticed my cat Scumnose trying to sleep in a half empty crate of boddingtons, she looked kind of uncomfortable so I removed 4 of the cans to give her more space and realised that there was 12 cans in total, thoughts popped into my head about a boddingtons experiment but then the kettle finished boiling and God had spoken for me. I chose my cup for such a highly important event carefully, it has Slimer from ghostbusters on it. The Coffee is "Dowde Egberts continental gold - medium roast" I put in 3 heaped spoonfuls and poured in the water and now I am drinking it.
2.35AM
Stomach hurts, mouth feels like shit, heart is pushing against my ribs, feel sick.
3.06AM
I'm listening to dark side of the moon, it's calming me down, I'm glad I have a vinyl player in here. I want some weed haha. I don't think i'm ever going to drink coffee again after tonight.
3.28AM - Cup Number Six
Fuck coffee, I have a cup of tea and that's my lot. In total I have had 14 heaped teaspoons of coffee, can of coke and now this tea. My heart isn't very good now, I'm also bored. I shouldn't be bored.