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Man, fuck so much shit.
Fuck people who back into parking spots. Fuck people who care if you wear whatever colors are appropriate for the holiday. Fuck people who have kids and then only talk about and post about that. Fuck office busybodies who wonder why other people aren't at work. Fuck feeling sad. Fuck forcing your positivity on other people. Fuck how many steps your FitBit told you you took today. Fuck large incestuous group activities, no matter what they are. Fuck constipation fuck diarrhea fuck being able to feel where all the poop in your intestines is at all times and fuck IBS. Fuck people who go to work when they are sick and spend the day complaining. Fuck anyone who drives a PT Cruiser; fuck that so hard. Fuck people who look down on other people for eating meat. Fuck Facebook activists who don't do shit IRL. Fuck when all the best people move away. Fuck segues. Fuck every Broadway musical ever. Fuck ticks like for real fuck them so hard until the whole species goes extinct. Fuck people who think that religion is important. Fuck hand sanitizer. Fuck taking showers (SO BORING). Fuck Facebook, LJ FOR LIFE!!!! Fuck you fuck me fuck most things bye.
Fuck people who back into parking spots. Fuck people who care if you wear whatever colors are appropriate for the holiday. Fuck people who have kids and then only talk about and post about that. Fuck office busybodies who wonder why other people aren't at work. Fuck feeling sad. Fuck forcing your positivity on other people. Fuck how many steps your FitBit told you you took today. Fuck large incestuous group activities, no matter what they are. Fuck constipation fuck diarrhea fuck being able to feel where all the poop in your intestines is at all times and fuck IBS. Fuck people who go to work when they are sick and spend the day complaining. Fuck anyone who drives a PT Cruiser; fuck that so hard. Fuck people who look down on other people for eating meat. Fuck Facebook activists who don't do shit IRL. Fuck when all the best people move away. Fuck segues. Fuck every Broadway musical ever. Fuck ticks like for real fuck them so hard until the whole species goes extinct. Fuck people who think that religion is important. Fuck hand sanitizer. Fuck taking showers (SO BORING). Fuck Facebook, LJ FOR LIFE!!!! Fuck you fuck me fuck most things bye.