Edible Arrangement
I made you an edible arrangement
Here is a dick
For you to eat
Some people have nothing
At least you have this
It isn't the worst thing
It could be a sack of rotting squirrels
Or Jell-o
Please don't complain
As others are not so fortunate
I made you an edible arrangement
It should be there around three
You won't believe your eyes
When you see the dick
In a chocolate shell coating
Ripe for your consumption
After you have devoured it
You will not believe your mouth either
Yummmmmmmm yum yum yumyum yummo
Who else would arrange this for you?
I made you an edible arrangement
Because sometimes it's hard to express oneself
The arrangement says everything
"I want you to eat a dick
This dick in particular"
I know you are used to fruits
And some kale as garnish
This one doesn't look like that
But this one is special
And made specifically with you in mind
Plus is still has chocolate
The chocolate is around the dick
Because the dick was dipped in chocolate
For you
Your edible arrangement
-K.K.P. (11/10/14)