OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK: goshdarnspam

rock_it_punch in goshdarnspam

OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK

Feb 10, 2010 11:34

THANKS TO A CLERICAL ERROR BY THE GREAT STATE OF ILLINOIS I HAVE BEEN DECLARED LEGALLY DEAD AND NEED TO PROVE THAT I AM ALIVE TO THE GOVERNMENT

THERE ARE

NO WORDS

TO DESCRIBE HOW I FEEL RIGHT NOW

EXCEPT THAT I HATE MY PARENTS FOR GIVING ME A GENERIC NAME I GUESS JESUS YOU GUYS I DON'T EVEN KNOW

i have no words for this, nooooooooooooo!, epic fail, just wtf and stuff, brb sobbing forever, get thee behind me satan, as the cape flutters, dr dinosaur says capslock is cool, live long and prosper, fail, not as bad as leprosy but, my parents are deeaaaad, i smell sitcom!, but why is the rum gone?, screaming forever!!!!!, cock lobster, and then john was a zombie, you can't make this shit up, holy fucknuggets, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, ffffffff, calling all lawyers, capslock is cruise control for cool, fffffffffffffffffffffffffff, jean grey comes back every week, santo can has all the ladies, weekend at franky's, fml, cake is a lie, franky's life is a comedy of errors, omg wtf, my santo is dead