THE BADFIC MEME

[wantedtostudy]

Aw, it's my first meme here in C&C. I think that makes this... meme virginity?? *Ahem* Yes, anyway. Blatantly stolen from Marina, let's have a:

MID-MONTH BADFIC (RP) MEME

• Oh my incredibly beautiful rainbow-eyed gods, you're a character in a bad fanfic! The idea is to load down your usual RP with piles of cringeworthy description, awkward stereotyped

Comments

[yayashton]

wow my mind is a terrible place if the first thing I can think of is "METABEE LEAVES WASPINATOR FOR BUMBLEBEE AND WASPINATOR IS DISTRAUGHT. CAN STARSCREAM HELP HIM OVERCOME HIS SORROW?"

[yayashton]

oh. well.

in that case I'll just write you this fic for your birthday.

[necromaniacal]

I've had an epiphany, Antonidas and the other mages were right. Necromancy is seriously dangerous business.

Instead, I am going to pursue the Light and all it has to offer! I shall reclaim the Plaguelands in its name!

The Scourge are nothing! NOTHING, I SAY!

[wantedtostudy]

[Sobs]

I'm pregnant...

...and you're the father!

[Who, you? Yes, you!]

[vengeanceburns]

[His hair blows dramatically in the wind as he looks off into the middle-distance.]

I never wanted to tell you this, but I...I...

.....

......

[bites his finger and chokes a bit.] Jaina, my darling. It was my evil twin brother that fathered that child.

[wantedtostudy]

Your... your evil twin brother?! But--but Kael, I... I gave my heart to you! Of all my many lovers, I finally wanted to settle in with you, and spend the rest of our lives in a small ranch herding Polymorph'd sheep out in Mulgore!

Y-you... How can this be?!

[vengeanceburns]

YES. TWAS NONE OTHER. [bold is for emphasis!] You never noticed it, how could you? Not after the plastic surgery that he had to make himself look just like Arthas.

Now our dreams of sheep are but a faded dream.....forever....beyond our grasp.

[pissedkitty]

DO I DAZZLE YOU

[yayashton]

[turns at the question and is blinded by your sparkles. is also a girl FOR NO REASON.]

O-oh. A vision of Adonis has appeared before me!

[pissedkitty]

Visions are for whores.

Like Kotori.

[yayashton]

F-forgive me, sir. I only meant that your beauty overwhelmed me.

this hurts sob

[alkahestic]

OH NII-SAN, TAKE ME NOW! YOU MADE ME I AM YOURS!

Also, I hate winry-chan.

[pissedkitty]

But does his dick sparkle in sunlight.

[alkahestic]

his automail does. it's such a turn on.

[pissedkitty]

obvs the solution is to get him an automail dick

he will never get tired

and it will actually be visible

unlike the rest of him