PICK ONE.
Poll In more of a jam than a sandwich knife
You may attempt to guess the options in the comments as well if you want; I will explain who each option is when people either guess it correctly / 9PM rolls around. Whichever comes first for each one.
OPTION ONE: Gruntilda Winkybunion! This fat sack of massive witchery has a thing for trying to benefit herself at the expense of others, often through the cunning use of... uh. Technology...? Right. Well. Inconsistencies aside, we offer you constant rhyming, wild and only partially sensible plots, actual jiggies to collect, and more mockery than you can shake a stick at.
OPTION TWO: The lead for the replacement Lonely Hearts Club Band, Billy Shears is a simple young man from an old town with nice values. Too simple, in fact--sometimes the promise of bigger and better makes him overlook the rotten core inside. But he means well, and with the power of music and Beatles covers, everything gets better. It gets better all the time.
OPTION THREE: Dare to be stupid, with Wreck-Gar the Autobot Decepticon garbage truck hero... uh, thing. Readily believing anything and everything you tell him, the unpredictability would be delicious. Not so the streams of trash he leaves behind.
OPTION FOUR: Hailing from the second Oz book, Jack Pumpkinhead is the loyal gourd-topped wooden son of Ozma herself. He's sweet and means very well, but his smarts literally rely on how many seeds he has in that day's pumpkin. Also, watch yourselves around October. He probably won't take well to any jack-o'lantern smashers!
You may attempt to guess the options in the comments as well if you want; I will explain who each option is when people either guess it correctly / 9PM rolls around. Whichever comes first for each one.
OPTION ONE: Gruntilda Winkybunion! This fat sack of massive witchery has a thing for trying to benefit herself at the expense of others, often through the cunning use of... uh. Technology...? Right. Well. Inconsistencies aside, we offer you constant rhyming, wild and only partially sensible plots, actual jiggies to collect, and more mockery than you can shake a stick at.
OPTION TWO: The lead for the replacement Lonely Hearts Club Band, Billy Shears is a simple young man from an old town with nice values. Too simple, in fact--sometimes the promise of bigger and better makes him overlook the rotten core inside. But he means well, and with the power of music and Beatles covers, everything gets better. It gets better all the time.
OPTION THREE: Dare to be stupid, with Wreck-Gar the Autobot Decepticon garbage truck hero... uh, thing. Readily believing anything and everything you tell him, the unpredictability would be delicious. Not so the streams of trash he leaves behind.
OPTION FOUR: Hailing from the second Oz book, Jack Pumpkinhead is the loyal gourd-topped wooden son of Ozma herself. He's sweet and means very well, but his smarts literally rely on how many seeds he has in that day's pumpkin. Also, watch yourselves around October. He probably won't take well to any jack-o'lantern smashers!