Hello everyone!
THIS IS THE CONCLUSION OF THE HOLIDAY GIFT EXCHANGE.It's Christmas and this means all the Holiday Gift Exchange participants will have to give their gifts away soon. Soon being relative because the exchange date is still the 6th, no worry! I just wanted this up for Christmas because of the atmosphere and all
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NOTE 2: Happy Holidays~ :> I hope you like this and all that...
Rating: G
Let's play a game. It's called "How many fluffy clichés can you find in that fic?"
The weather is nice. That alone is a miracle, because the last four times Gar intended this to happen, the weather ended up being the most hideous thing ever and everything had failed quite epically. The last time, it even snowed. Life hates him so much that it brought a foot of snow in May so he couldn't take his girlfriend out to have a picnic.
The fact life tends to hate him is exactly the reason he hasn't told Kitty he's been planning something, because he would have jinxed it even more, and he finds he's jinxed it quite enough already.
It's not raining, or snowing, or hailing and the sun is even out. It's perfect, and of course, this means he has to stay on his guard because there is a good chance something else will go badly ( ... )
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"What did you bring?"
"I'm not sure..."
"You're not sure?"
"Well I can't really cook? So I asked Ttttthe Titans leader to help me with it and knowing him, he probably added tons of --" Kitty is taking out a massage oil bottle and a box of condoms. "-- See? That's not me! I wouldn't -- we're in public! And I doubt it's Robin eith-- or well maybe it's the other Robin because that is the kind of thing that kid would do, the little twerp --"
Kitty kisses him, laughing, so Gar shuts up. It works.
"Well you'll be happy to know he didn't replace the actual food by this, he just added it ( ... )
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Little!Robin is officially going to come with a mini bottle of massage oil and condoms.
Or something.
... That's not wrong at all.
THANK YOU BB~
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Glad you liked it.
And no it's not wrong, plenty of 14yo boys would think this is hilarious. Trufax.
Wally and Roy were probably participating in the prank, too.
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Of course you realize, if this had actually/would actually happen, it would be war.
IT'D BE ON, SON!
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