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[jewpryde]

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[littletoorough]

[littletoorough]

Captain,

I apologize in advance.

[littletoorough]

Apologising in advance means that there's more of a chance of somebody stopping you. Don't frak around.

[littletoorough]

But, Captain, 'frakking around' is what I do best.

[littletoorough]

Gods.

Why did we even want to come to Earth in the first place?

[littletoorough]

Isn't it obvious? Because it's your destiny.

[littletoorough]

Kara Thrace and her Special Destiny. Sounds like a bad cover band.

-oh, frak. That isn't my canon-point. Disregard that.

[littletoorough]

He loves you, Kara Thrace.

--wait, no, wrong source material. Pardon. Disregard that.

[bestmachine]

[The letter is handwritten, but doesn't come with a return address.]

Allow me to express my deepest regrets for our last conversation, and wish you the best of luck adapting to life among this human population. May the gods forever act in your favor.

Ever sincerely,
Brother Cavil

[littletoorough]

This will be interesting.

[deadelfwalking]

Nice talking to you.

And yes; I really am an elf.

--K.D.

[easytochop]

[relevant pages from a zagat guide!]

Don't make yourself sick.