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[rockpet]

I have to be up in five hours or so which means I can't sleep

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[skrullactually]

Teddy:
- Texts Abby.
- Texts Billy (even though he's asleep in bed right beside him).
- Once he manages to wake Billy up via texting, probably insists they do something lewd.
- Watches Fellowship of the Ring for the zillionth time as he waits in fear for a LOTR character to be ported in.

Nigel (who I imagine sleeps very little):
- Taxidermies things. This is canon.
- Stares at Alex in his sleep. This is also canon.
- Wakes Alex up in the middle of the night to insist they run off together for a "secret rendezvous", which usually involves a train, Nigel making an insane speech, a dead body, and a lot of homosocial panic. ALSO CANON.

GLaDOS doesn't sleep. INSTEAD SHE WATCHES ALL OF YOU SLEEP VIA YOUR COMMUNICATORS. :)

[stutterbird]

LMFAO I REALLY SLFkja want to watch this movie now sobs forever.

[skrullactually]

alakjsdf I'M TELLING YOU IT'S HORRIBLE AND WONDERFUL. NIGEL IS THE SURLIEST ASEXUAL BOY YOU HAVE EVER SEEN I SWEAR

[stutterbird]

someday will he make a taxidermied thing for angie. 8|

[skrullactually]

YEAH AND MOST LIKELY IT WILL BE A PERSON
SOMEBODY ANGIE HATES

[stutterbird]

FFFFFFFFFF CLEARLY NIGEL IS THE PERFECT SON ANGIE ALWAYS WANTED. 8| haine could take a tip or two.

[implemented]

HE DOES IT HALF TO PLACATE ANGIE AND HALF TO TRY TO RUFFLE ALEX'S FEATHERS AND BE SOME SEMBLANCE OF JEALOUS OR ANNOYED

[stutterbird]

LMFAO THEY ARE LIKE

GIOVANNI AND HAINE ONLY

cuter

and more english

and more like angie 8||||

[implemented]

kahsf YOU KNOW IT'S KIND OF TOTALLY TRUE THE MORE I THINK ABOUT IT. NIGEL WOULD BE GIOVANNI AND ALEX WOULD BE HAINE. BECAUSE NIGEL IS CONSTANTLY LIKE "COME ON JACK~~~" AND ALEX IS LIKE BRB B| all the time.

[stutterbird]

I KNWO RIGHTaslkdjlk

the only difference is angie actually likes nigel. :((( she won't call you a loser, bb.

as long as you don't fail her. 8|||||

[implemented]

JUST MAKE SURE HAINE VERSION 2.0 DOESN'T SHOOT ME IN THE FACE AND I CAN SEE WHAT I CAN DO WITH THE NOT-FAILING

[stutterbird]

DON'T WORRY DARLING ANGIE WILL PROTECT YOU. ;; you are her favorite. ♥

[out_of_beta]

he would be like lasldfkjasdf EFF YOU WORLD YOU TAKE MY STAR TREK AND MY STAR WARS WHY WOULDN'T YOU HAVE LEFT ME GANDALF

[theprimerprime]

...I just had a momentary and irrational urge to app Boromir. Thanks. Thanks a lot.

*highly suggestable Pocky is highly suggestable*