NEVER POSTING ANOTHER MEME AGAIN FML

[andhecticred]

Ignore this account I really just. Like the icons. I am way too unoriginal to come up with something good this early in the morning (or ever, really, since it's almost noon), so it's time for a classic, C&C! Brace yourselves for a motherfucking

things i'd never say memepost with your character

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[amnotaweasel]

[stuckfingers]

Wish I knew why you were so nice to me.

[amnotaweasel]

Why not be nice to you? It's not like you've ever done anything to me!

[stuckfingers]

But I'm disgusting.

[amnotaweasel]

Don't be silly. You're a person. So you stick to stuff. Big deal! My favorite uncle growing up had to be really fat so he could hide a big bag of oil in his stomach. He kept flint in his mouth, behind his teeth!

[wolfuntamed]

Sometimes you can be alright, Weasel.

Sometimes.

[amnotaweasel]

Don't call me that!

.......and you're not always so terrible yourself. SometimesIdon'tknowifIhateyouorrespectyou.

[epidemico]

You remind me of a little cell I used t'know back when I first started out.

[amnotaweasel]

Huh? Really? Tell me about her!

[epidemico]

You don't really wanna know.

[amnotaweasel]

The story ends that badly, huh?

[epidemico]

There's only so many ways a man can leave a body.

[amnotaweasel]

Uhhhhh....

Are you saying what I think you're saying?

[epidemico]

You'll never know~

[amnotaweasel]

So, whatever happened to her... [gulp] Do you want that to happen to me?