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1) Batman has a microscopic transmitter to the Bat-Computer implanted in one of his teeth.
2) Evidently in the land of Oz, there's a jellyfish that lives in the purple river that squirts goo that makes you waterproof.
3) Heat vision can turn tin into lead.
4) The Flash becomes completely immobile and defenseless when faced with a SWAMP MONSTER.
5) You can fly a kite made of tree bark in a lightning storm if you want to electrocute something quickly.
6) The Wonder Twins are... special. (The ice cave is crumbling around us! SHAPE OF A REINDEER *poof*! SHAPE OF AN ICE SHIELD *poof*!)
7) Watching Superfriends will give you a natural high like none other.
8) C&C needs some sort of mock Wizard of Oz thing. Superheroes + Wizard of Oz = Infinite Hilarity.
ITT: Who'd be who?
[Also downgrading my full hiatus to semi-hiatus. Family problems forced me home early. Semi-hiatus stays as my daughter is sick.]