hello spam.
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*slinks off*
Well, actually, ONE MOAR THING.
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IN YE SECOND ONE, the male speaker is actually Mark Z. Danielewski, brother of the singer (Poe) and author of House of Leaves. He is in fact reading FROM House of Leaves; and the passage he's reading is something Johnny's saying.
SO YEAH. THAT IS ALSO WHY HE CAN DETECT LEATHER PANTS.