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[meowminx]

Today is Selina's official birthday according to some DC book.

In game, she's turning thirty. She is Not Pleased. She won't be telling anyone.

Anyone who's read Batman's files on her has access to this information.

Please feel free to embarrass her. >:)

Comments

[mydadisbatman]

Damian will get her a nice present and a card that's like, "Happy 27th Birthday!"

[meowminx]

Good job on him :3

[mydadisbatman]

He ♥'s Catty, he really does. He would just never admit it.

[meowminx]

awwww :3

[mydadisbatman]

And he might be even nicer with a canon update soon, so we'll see.

[goddamnrobin]

Aaaaaaw so cute.

And Dick has no idea about Selina's birthday, ever.

[mydadisbatman]

Yet another reason Damian is better than Dick. Okay, maybe he'd tell Dick about it, if you want.

[goddamnrobin]

I don't think Dick cares :/

Brat.

Damian is not better than Dick. He needs vehicles to pick up chicks. Dick doesn't.

THIS ARGUMENT MAKES SENSE.

[mydadisbatman]

He doesn't need the vehicle to pick up chicks, he needs the vehicle so he has somewhere to bang the girls he finds outside of Hot Topic.

[goddamnrobin]

That is somewhat wrong and making my brain hurt.

[mydadisbatman]

They are so wishy washy about his age!!!

[goddamnrobin]

Heeey, I feel for you.

Is the car making them more compliant?

[mydadisbatman]

It's not like Damian can rent a hotel room for a few minutes the night.

[goddamnrobin]

So much easier to steal the Batmobile and use it.

It's so spacious, too. Hear the sarcasm.

[mydadisbatman]

Actually, it is easier.

Damian is very flexible.

[goddamnrobin]

Not as flexible as Dick.

Yeah, easier until Oracle ejects the girls out of it.

I still think finding a bed might be nice.