a question of a not so deep and meaningful nature

[mockingbirdie]

Let's just say you're a casting director for Cape and Cowl: The Movie.  Who would you ideally cast as your character?  And for added frustration fun, let's say you can't use their regular actor (if they have one) nor can you use your current PB (if you use one.)  Who do you pick to fill their shoes?

And no reusing the cracktacular answers from that terrifying MS Paint experiment from forever ago...