Time for Another Q&A

[terra]

This time with possibly less tl;dr, but I am a connoisseur thereof and would not mind it falling in

Comments

[xuffasch]

official stats are thus:
height 5'4" ; weight 140 lbs
but anyone who looks at these can see that is complete and total bs
so through the science of estimation
which is basically taking the height difference between dick and damian
and taking dick's height to be about 5'10"
i say damian is about 4'9"/4'10"
and he weighs about 90 lbs

these are based on averages or whatever
but i have no sense for these things
so if i made him unhealthy i apologize /)\\\(\
/crawls back to headcanon corner

[soldarius]

LMFAO THERE'S NO WAY DAMIAN IS 5'4" HE IS MY HEIGHT... he's gotta be 4'8"/4'9" at most.

[xuffasch]

I KNOW RIGHT HE WOULD BE THE SAME HEIGHT AS ME
also did they forget boys don't...grow...for awhile...
dc why so ridiculous

[soldarius]

I remember there being one issue where Damian was like... taller than Talia and looked 40.

lmfao ok artistsslkjgjkd

[xuffasch]

lasjije that was so awful ;;

the best artists draw him tiny and with glorious chubby-cheeked baby fat

[ridi_arlecchino]

What are they smoking.

Damian is clearly a hobbit.

[xuffasch]

whatever it is they aren't sharing

but really it's stupid
because honestly they draw him two feet tall
and then tell us he's the size of a full-grown woman

yeah, right.

[sorcerously]

/cradles little baby damian

[xuffasch]

he is such a babby

but only ... 4 inches shorter than nill! maybe kinda sorta.

[sorcerously]

SHE GIVES HIM THE BEST HUGS
boob hugs

[xuffasch]

...oh. ///

[sorcerously]

i mean
cute, innocent loli hugs :c

[xuffasch]

it's too late
you can't take it back now

[sorcerously]

NO I'M TAKING IT BACK
THEIR FRIENDSHIP IS INNOCENT
nevermind that for a long time i thought damian was at least fifteen

[xuffasch]

LMFAO
it's ok he has the mind of a seventy-year-old man
old and grumpy :|

[sorcerously]

awah so cute :c