BAD ROMANCE MEME
- Your character is now the star of a romance novel.
- Post with your characters.
- Other people choose their costars. This can be anon if you prefer.
- Post against these people.
- All prose must be as purple as it is possible to be.
- All settings are a sultry jungle or a castle 300 years ago etc etc etc.
- Everything is as hideous as possible
- When in doubt make it purpler
Think of the face-sucking/wedding/etc memes only 9000% more purple. Romance novel, people. Think romance novel. Her ebony locks and gently shimmering eyes the exact color of the Mediterranean sea on a cloudless summer's day sparkled, etc.