Feb 05, 2011 22:35
character whore,
:),
i want glowy lines on my shirt,
reply to this post; die in zero's trunk,
why not dragons,
oh wait i control the tags,
cnc2020,
you guys made tagging impossible :(,
starscream is a disney princess,
go back to bed,
every post is a repost of a repost,
osborn prism power,
tony stark is actually norman osborn,
olesia is the worst person,
new york is actually a dinosaur corpse,
this happens when nobody else replies,
this is why we can't have nice things,
depressing meme is our favorite,
tentacles,
da na na na na na na na,
the president is actually norman osborn,
cnc is now a multiverse,
desu,
zero-oneesama...... onegai,
whisker zone alert,
suddenly new powers,
these bad waspinators are just pregnant,
you must be this brave to ride,
who the christ is tagging this,
how many tags is this again?,
welcome to die,
r.i.p. crazy quilt,
i just wanted to abuse the tags,
tsunderemod set herself on fire,
everyone is a lonely virgin,
welp,
x-treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem
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SLO-BO
• faulty genetics + government experimentation = little physical growth beyond nasty facial hair
• bruiser and basher for hire: highest bidder gets the goods, scruples or no scruples
• basically a thorn in everybody's side at one point or another, but he does make a point of forewarning any networked resistance locales before he totals them
• lives like a gross hobo
• bitter? not really. he's not too surprised by how things turned out, but frell if he's gonna sit there and mope about it - there's shit to destroy
ZELGADIS
• a chimera yet again for reasons to be revealed later, which makes it hard to traverse in public much...
• actually, he's not even in the united states all that much anymore; he and terra hop around place to place and fudge up further work to make imPort life a hassle because why not
• back to lookin for that cure, but new priorities put that one kind of on the backburner
JAIME REYES
• superheroing days are pretty much over; his blue beetle title is now primarily an i.d. on a massive resistance network he is coordinator/overseer of
• father of two with abby, soon to be three
• some deep-seated guilt for no longer being able to be out there on the forefront has him keeping everyone he knows from the old days in touch
• never did get to be a dentist...:( his front/tax-paying job is auto repair
BLUE
• oh boy institutionalized again. that went well. he had another mini-meltdown after some brainscrambling procedures and exiled himself
• the memory-storing headphones are gone, lost in the capture process :( he has a hard time remembering who he knows here and who is still displaced in his original universe
• still compelled to help where he can, but his fear of capture keeps him a very rare presence in urbanized places. he operates mostly out in rural places or locales still lacking in psychic detection
• pretty much decided he's not the soldier anymore. he can't protect anyone.
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/also pregnant forever
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the boys will be like
"BUT MOM UNCLE SLO-BO DOESN'T"T SHOWER..."
AND SHE WILL JUST BE LIKE
:I
8I
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:D
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YES THERE IS AN ISSUE WITH THAT >8[
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...But they get superpowers from them?
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WHY ISN'T HE A DENTIST
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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his dentist dreams are forever unrealized
):
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